11 Ways to Make Him Black Out

Nothing is comparable to great head. Head can make all your troubles go away for up to an hr afterwards. Great head can make you stay with a person a month longer than intended. Being a head doctor is a great skill to have. Therefore, this blog is not for the novice d!ck suckers- it's for the women who are already pretty good, but just haven't seemed to make him go crazy from their oral. From experience and the things I like, I give you, 11 Ways to Make Him Black Out:

1.Talk Shit

*Who says you can't talk with your mouth full. Tell that man how good his d!ck tastes. Tell 'em what part your gonna suck next. Mumble on his penis like a drunk would a mic on karaoke night. Tell 'em what he wants to hear. You don't even have to speak english, speak d!ck tonight.

2. Who's Afraid of a Lil Slob?
*Spit on his d!ck like it was the scum of the earth. Make every part of his penis drip with your mouth juice. Make his penis frothy with your spit. Get his d!ck nice and wet so you can strke it just right.

3. Don't Neglect the Balls
*I know the D!ck is the star, but please don't forget the two guys hanging around down there. Stuff 'em both and your mouth and juggle them with your tongue.

4. Pull His D!ck Towards You

*This makes head more intense. It is like getting a stretched muscle massaged. Take his nut into your own hands. Work that nut out. Don't suck his d!ck in a relaxed position, the more tension the more intense the feeling.

5. His Cum Will Be Your Last Meal
*Being/seeming complacent or unenthusiastic is the best way to make a hard d!ck go limp. Suck his d!ck like it's a swat team waiting outside the door and you have to either make him cum or face life in prison. Sck it eagerly as if his cum will be your last meal on the face of this earth.

6. What's a Perineum?
*The perineum is the little spot being his balls and his a$$. Grab his nuts in one hand and lick that spot. You can even bite it gently if you'd like and watch his big vein swell like the pages of a wet textbook.

7. Massage the Big Vein
*Put his schlong in both of your hands. Your thumbs should be right on the big vein, while the rest of your fingers are on the other side. Knead his big vein like a pretzel, while simultaneously sucking his dick. I swear 4 out of 10 time he hasn't ever experienced this before. Bring something new to the table.

8. Does He Like Eye Contact
*Find out if he likes eye contact. If he does look at him, look at him innocently while giving him the head only a true hooker could perform. If he doesn't want you to look, close your eyes and let him do as he must to enjoy your mouth.

9. Start Slow, End Fast
*Don't go for the kill right at the beginning, build anticipation. Wine and dine his d!ck at the beginning, make his d!ck beg for it. Start going crazy once you feel his d!ck pulsate, every time you might pause. When you do this he will be puddy in your hands.

10. Stroking is Key
*Mimic the way a man jags off. Men are simple creatures and sometimes creatures of habit. Stroke him slow and steady, with a long and firm grip. Make him pop off like the cork on a shaken bottle of cheap Andre champagne.

11.Play with Yourself While You Give Head

*Don't Forget about yourself either, if sucking his d!ck turns you on by all means play with your p^ssy while you suck him off. Nothing is better than you both busting a nut, while doing the most unselfish of deeds.

Take these tips, print em out and practice. If you don't have anyone to practice on, but you want to be spot on for your next boyfriend my email is...

Are you a head doctor? Can you make a man bus from head at will? If you can't, what seems to be the difficulty? Will you try any of these tips? Do you already do a few of these when performing fellatio?  Do you really need that email?

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