No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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MackVice: How Should I Approach This Guy?

One of my readers wants to get busy with a guy that has been around for two years, but doesn't know exactly how to. They've both been vocal about how they've felt, tried once and failed, and neither has since made the first move or really put themselves out there. So she emailed theSUNK for some advice, I gave her something even better, it's called MackVice:
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Sexipe 002: Spicy Sweet Red Cabbage with Smoke Sausage

Cabbage is one of my favorite vegetables. To spruce up the presentation from regular green cabbage I like to roll with purple cabbage; it's just more romantic and appealing to me. It's tender, healthy, easy to cook, and sweeter than savoy or green cabbage. Here's Sexipe 002: Spicy Sweet Red Cabbage with Smoked Sausage...

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Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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How to Make Love in the Movies

Maybe the bedroom has become too boring for you or maybe you want to let your hair down a little and take a risk. Either way here's How to Make Love in the Movies:

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Do I Owe U Sex?

Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?

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So You Wanna Try Anal?

If you let your man do anal, chances are you're really feeling him. Anal is a rare occurrence for the average fornicator. You have some women that only prefer anal and it doesn't matter as much if they let a guy do it, but these women are hard to find. This blog is for you, the beginner, that wants to try anal someday and for the others that cringe at the mere mention of anal. So You Wanna Try Anal?
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Dining Etiquette for Gold Diggers

GoldDiggers want Ballers. Whether these ballers are NBA stars, faces on the big screen, or those men making six figures under the radar. Maybe he wants to take you serious and wants to wine and dine you before he puts his seed inside of you. You should at least be able to get through dinner, before he notices the hoodrat that you truly are. If you wanna be a hoodrat/golddigger turned housewife, be the best you can be. Even though in some cases it might blossom in a hotel room, dating starts at the dinner table...
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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VII

Dear theSUNK,

I started sucking d!ck late but I'm happy to have found it. I think I enjoy it more than my victims. I never did drugs, performing fellatio gives me all the high I need. 

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Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples

When will men learn that foreplay will enhance their P^ssy Retention Rate(I will explain this to you in the weeks to come), women dont like to feel rushed. Half of ya'll(men) cnt last anyway, so do more foreplay. Men shy away from the stuff that really puts women in the mood. The more you arouse her, the freakier she will become. P^ssy is like fruit in the regard that, the more you let it ripen; the more juicy and delicious it will taste when you finally bus it open.

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11 Ways to Make Him Black Out

Nothing is comparable to great head. Head can make all your troubles go away for up to an hr afterwards. Great head can make you stay with a person a month longer than intended. Being a head doctor is a great skill to have. Therefore, this blog is not for the novice d!ck suckers- it's for the women who are already pretty good, but just haven't seemed to make him go crazy from their oral. From experience and the things I like, I give you, 11 Ways to Make Him Black Out:

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