Friday, December 23, 2011

Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy II- Hadn't Eaten Anything All Morning


All day we lounged around the room. I opened the blinds and the sun joined us as we talked about past relationships, our future and everything in between. My sheets were a bright snowlike white; they were comfy and lazy infused. While other students were either taking finals or studying for them, we stayed in sexy a stuper indifferent to the frantic campus miles away.

Like a fiend I had this strong urge to taste her. I wanted to put her pu$$y in my mouth and bring her to the point of no return. That's the point where you not only can make a woman cum at will, but she's so horny that she cums even when you've stopped. I grabbed her by the hips, turned her over on her stomach and said "put your a$$ in the air." As she began to gather herself I slid off her tight cotton shorts. Her ass was soft and fat, her skin look like a rich, buttery pecan brown. She was thick and fluffy. She had the type of skin that you couldn't begin to stop yourself from running your hands over.

Her pu$$y was already wet. I put my face in between her ass cheeks. My nose was buried in her pu$$y, so I had to breathe out my mouth.. Held by tongue and lips, her clit was at my mercy. Burying my face further into her rear end, I threw my arm over the arch of her back to prevent my face from stuffing inside of her....I started to circle my tongue slowly, I sucked harder to gain more access to her clit, discarding the interference from her lady lips. Now it was just clit and tongue. Mouth half open I "num, num, nummed" on her pu$$y until I felt the vibrations of her moans on my bare face. I used my other hand to caress her thighs, massaging her foot tensed and curled from the unusual pleasure of being eaten out from the back.

I wet my thumb and massaged her asshole as I ate her pu$$y. She pushed back on face and began to grind, smearing pu$$y juice on my beard and even cheeks. She wasn't shy when it came to getting eaten out. I stroked my D1ck, preparing to make her pay for being so liberated on my face. I dipped my tongue in her insides like I was checking the oil of an over-heated hoopty. Her pu$$y juice was sweet and addictive, I sucked it from inside of her like the last of a fruit cup...slurping until all the excess was gone. She said "f^ck that" and turned over, telling me to keep eating her pu$$y.... I definitely wasn't oppose to that, after all I hadn't eaten anything all morning....

Guide to Eating P^ssy Technique II: Eat It From the Back (What was Number 1)
This New Years should be dedicated to eating the pu$$y of a great woman in your life. F^ck laying her on her back- Be freakier. Be kinkier. Eat the P^ssy from the Back. Like anything from the back, be more aggressive. Don't Try to breathe, f^ck breathing... bury your face in the goodness of her insides. Make her legs wail in the air, because she doesn't know what she should do with them. When she gets turned up, smack her on the a$$ and eat that pu$$y like that Yellow mothaf^cka in the Pac Man game. There is no mercy on the pu$$y at anytime. Please her. Be her pu$$y eating warrior, smear her love paint on your face to prepare yourself for battle. If you feel like you're really in it, get up and roar, sh!!!!!!!!!!t beat your chest if you want to than resume eating that pu$$y lika newly freed man. If you're not eating pu$$y at 11:59 PM this NEW YEARS, make plans to later that nite. Im not f%cking playing.

Have you ever gotten your pu$$y eating from the back? Have you ever just stayed in all day with your boo, just to get it in? Could your man step it up in the box eating department? Are you gonna forward this to your friends? How will you be bringing in the New Years? If you're new to theSUNK, LIKE IT ON FACEBOOK!

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11 Comments:

Anonymous krystllyght said...

Oooh this is a good one! I've never done this but this is a now a New Year's resolution.

December 23, 2011 at 10:30 AM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

Q: Have you ever gotten your pu$$y eating from the back?
A: Yes

Q: Have you ever just stayed in all day with your boo, just to get it in?
A: All the time! Especially when the baby is gone ;-)

Q: Could your man step it up in the box eating department?
A: Look The Hallway all this pu$$y eating talk got me horny lol.... Uhh A little

Q: Are you gonna forward this to your friends?
A: On Twitter of course!!!

Q: How will you be bringing in the New Years?
A: You know what, good question I am not sure yet I may be going to a lounge you should come!!!!! DM me for more info if you'd like to slide through!

December 23, 2011 at 9:07 PM  
Anonymous PorshiaJay said...

I want you to know that this ish is hot! I've been eaten from behind a few times. Its always been that super freaky guy who doesn't give two ucks and has no inhibitions. Oh how I love him. I always say if you come up from giving head and your face is dry then somethin is wrong lol. I stayed in for a weekend once. Literally did not exit the building once. We only came up to eat then shower and in the shower we kept it going. When Sunday night rolled around I remember laying in my bed saying id never do that ish again. My ENTIRE body ached.
I'm currently manless sadly but I'm most definitely forwarding.
I shall be trying to get some head thanks to you.

December 24, 2011 at 3:14 AM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@krstllyght Thats a great New Year's Resolution

@Amy M Im not in DC as of now anyway, but Im glad you and your man still keep the fire burning in the bedroom

@PorshiaJay Damn no man. NO pen!s, No tongue...No problems. But u should find a decent guy to have a little fun with this New Years

Thanks for the comments

December 24, 2011 at 1:19 PM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

@The Hallway ;-( dang it!!! Maybe next time...

December 24, 2011 at 10:38 PM  
Blogger cocob27 said...

Love this post!!! Especially the s/o to bringn n the new year eatin pussy!!
Q1: yes
Q2: yessss...one of many things I enjoy!
Q3: He's pretty much on point..
Q4: yes, this was a good post for the fellas!! A good way to give instructions...lol
Q5: I will be at a party n Los Angeles bringn in the new year with friends...hoping to bring n the new year The Hallways way at 11:59!!

@ The Hallway...Whoever your bringing n the new years with is a lucky woman!!!!

December 24, 2011 at 10:52 PM  
Anonymous Nurse Jilly said...

WOW... Cold shower needed after that.

December 28, 2011 at 9:19 AM  
Anonymous krystllyght said...

And DONE!

January 3, 2012 at 9:46 AM  
Blogger TheMochaPeach said...

hmmmmm..juice in beards....hmmm..beards....(LOL)

August 19, 2012 at 8:46 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@TheMochaPeach you're crazy lol :)

August 19, 2012 at 11:12 PM  
Anonymous Shushi said...

OH GOD, this was cruel!

...AGAIN, AGAIN, AGAIN!!!

December 8, 2012 at 1:01 PM  

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