Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy II- Hadn't Eaten Anything All Morning

All day we lounged around the room. I opened the blinds and the sun joined us as we talked about past relationships, our future and everything in between. My sheets were a bright snowlike white; they were comfy and lazy infused. While other students were either taking finals or studying for them, we stayed in sexy a stuper indifferent to the frantic campus miles away.
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Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend

The full version to Kanye West's song "Mama's New Boyfriend" just dropped. Coincidentally, my mother just got a boyfriend or whatever you want to call it and I can honestly say I'm not enthused. Sometimes, I wish my mother was gay and I could try and steal her girlfriends, but that's just wishful thinking. Nonetheless, I'm tired of seeing this n!gga already and I've only been home three weeks. Therefore, I wrote Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend:

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