Sh!t I Hate, Entry 1: Things I Hate about Parties- Full Version

As I sit here cracking my knuckles, I plan to divulge and reminisce on the parties I have had the pleasure to get my groove on in. Dancing amongst those too tipsy to remember me grabbing their azz and/or those girls that felt my rude boy grind against them under the dim lights. Wow. This summer will be one to remember. One for the books. Shall I say this will be one debaucherous season? Nevertheless, here are Things I Hate about Parties...
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Team Effort: Men are Inclined to Help Other Men Get Laid

Team Efforts are always something men have excelled in rather its basketball or football, we can always seem to bring it together for a the big Hoorah(sex). Team Effort is especially important when we see one another trying to slam dunk with a female; rather it was the valet guy, waiter, or even the police officer that stopped you for speeding but gave you a warning since you had a real looker in the passenger side. Us, guys always want to make the night go as smooth as we can so you/we can smash, our cooperation or ASSistance is usually contingent on how bad your chick is.

Essentially, it’s a list of unwritten Booty Codes of Conduct and I would be more than happy to expound upon a few.
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