Sunday, July 22, 2012

TheSUNK T-Shirt and Boyshort Giveaway

In order to improve theSUNK and grow as not only a blog, but as a lifestyle brand I need your feedback. Sometimes we barely talk and I always respond to emails and comments. I need to know what I can do to make theSUNK a better experience for you. What does this blog lack? What could I add that you think you would benefit from? What does theSUNK do that you would like to see more of? Also, to WIN a FREE theSUNK T-Shirt or a pair of those Lovely  Boyshorts the instructions are as follows:
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Monday, July 16, 2012

Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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Wednesday, February 2, 2011

The Booty Slave, Addiction to Thickness

My name is the Hallway and I have an addiction to thickness.
I love fat azzes, butts, and booties that come in all sizes and shapes.
I just want to Palm them.
Grab them.
and Squeeze them.
I want the pulp of ebony thickness to ooze out and drip off the tip of my fingers.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Sh!t I Hate, Entry 1: Things I Hate about Parties- Full Version


As I sit here cracking my knuckles, I plan to divulge and reminisce on the parties I have had the pleasure to get my groove on in. Dancing amongst those too tipsy to remember me grabbing their azz and/or those girls that felt my rude boy grind against them under the dim lights. Wow. This summer will be one to remember. One for the books. Shall I say this will be one debaucherous season? Nevertheless, here are Things I Hate about Parties...
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Sunday, February 14, 2010

The Worst Love

The worst love is a love that never was. The love that never lived. A love that failed to blossom.
This love was one that could have been or maybe never could have been.

I wished we could have made it, I wished we could have made it together.
walking, talking , kissing, laughing, smiling, loving.

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Monday, December 14, 2009

Team Effort: Men are Inclined to Help Other Men Get Laid


Team Efforts are always something men have excelled in rather its basketball or football, we can always seem to bring it together for a the big Hoorah(sex). Team Effort is especially important when we see one another trying to slam dunk with a female; rather it was the valet guy, waiter, or even the police officer that stopped you for speeding but gave you a warning since you had a real looker in the passenger side. Us, guys always want to make the night go as smooth as we can so you/we can smash, our cooperation or ASSistance is usually contingent on how bad your chick is.

Essentially, it’s a list of unwritten Booty Codes of Conduct and I would be more than happy to expound upon a few.
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