Sh!t I Hate, Entry 1: Things I Hate about Parties- Full Version

As I sit here cracking my knuckles, I plan to divulge and reminisce on the parties I have had the pleasure to get my groove on in. Dancing amongst those too tipsy to remember me grabbing their azz and/or those girls that felt my rude boy grind against them under the dim lights. Wow. This summer will be one to remember. One for the books. Shall I say this will be one debaucherous season? Nevertheless, here are Things I Hate about Parties...
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4 Things I Hate about HBCU Parties- Snippet Version

HBCU's are great, composed of black and beautiful intellectuals. How could you go wrong? We work hard, we study hard and we play hard. We love it, but I'd rather talk about some of the things we hate for starters...

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