Tuesday, December 14, 2010

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral, Preview

Watching my D!ck slide in and out of your plump lips brings me joy like no other.
I like to watch you make my black staff disappear.
I chuckle at you trying your best to deep throat my girth.
Black, bold, and beautiful not you, but me.
My D!ck stands upright like the flag of the proudest nation.
Look at me and Suck me baby.
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Monday, December 13, 2010

Taking the Big Plunge: Worst Ways to Die

Today I sat down and reminisced in my tiny azz dorm room about Chicago and how easy it was to die in such a place. People can get shot in Chicago at any given time, but what about all those miscellaneous deaths. What would be the worst way to die, thus I bring you my five...
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Nobody's Safe: The Fag Factor 3


People always have countless arguments about gay men being born that way. *Shoulder Shrug* I suppose, but I have a clear-cut view of the three fags that there are. You have the biologicals, the homo thugs, and the temptresses. I will break down all three of them for you and please don't be sensitive and be turned off by the word fag, if you are you're a pr!ck because there are worse words.
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Friday, December 3, 2010

They Should Have Never Given You N!ggaz Money, Edition 3



Lebron, Lebron, Lebron. You came into the league as one of the most anticipated guards in NBA history. They continuously called you a freak of nature, a beast, something unseen before. They even gave you the moniker "King James". You turned yourself into a diva and a circus act; Hello, "Queen James".
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