No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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Just Tell Me the Truth: How to Deal with a Liar

Everyone has dealt with a liar before. You have people in your life right now that lie about things that aren't even worth lying about. They could have a hand full of skittles and you'll ask 'em what they're snacking on, they will lie and say M&Ms on some pathologically lying type sh!t. Sometimes it's not even worth dealing with a liar or entertaining their insults of your intelligence. However there are times it is required that you know the truth. In those cases you have to pick the best time to drill a liar and get the information you need out of them. So these are three of the best times to ask a liar the truth:
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The Ex You Fear

This is how I want you to view yourself. You are the new world, you are the unknown. You are everything that is wrong with life as you know it now. You're not essentially bad, but you aren't great. However, the ex is home. The ex is the childhood bedroom that she seeks refuge in when she visits her parent's home. The ex is that favorite t-shit that she never threw away and wears every time she has down time. The ex is those notes she used to write as a child and picks up again as an adult, rediscovering who she once were. All exes are not threats, but the one I've just described is The Ex You Fear:
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Do I Owe U Sex?

Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?

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Let It Out: Squirt on this D!ck?!

Squirting is the Big Foot of Sex. Many say they've experienced it and the same amount of others have said it doesn't exist. Some even say it's just p!ss. Now where do I lie on this topic? I've seen it with my own two.  I've seen the build up release as a stream of intense pleasure succumbing to all the body's senses rather it splashed, gushed, or even flew into the air like it came from the opening of some aquatic monstrosity. Ever since I've seen it, I've been addicted to it. It's what I strive for. After you make her squirt, then you make her cum and cum hard. Let It Out and Squirt on This D!ck!!!

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Overnight Visitor: Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home, For the Night

True players are always prepared for overnight visitors. They know that if the date goes well they have to make their visitor feel at home. The goal is to make her never want to leave. Leaving should be out of necessity, not out of want or desire. When she's over your house the world should be vacant of responsibilities and obligations. Here is what you need to Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home:

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral, Preview

Watching my D!ck slide in and out of your plump lips brings me joy like no other.

I like to watch you make my black staff disappear.

I chuckle at you trying your best to deep throat my girth.

Black, bold, and beautiful not you, but me.

My D!ck stands upright like the flag of the proudest nation.

Look at me and Suck me baby.

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