Thursday, August 4, 2011

Facials: No Skeet for the Mrs?

R E S P E CT, find out what it means to me. A facial doesn't mean I respect you any less than I did before I took your clothes off. It's a part of us being freaky, having crazy voodoo sex. When you are a true freak in the bedroom you have a short term memory. Nasty freaky slut 's can quickly be replaced with beautiful black queen 's.

One of my friends recently revealed that he can't give his boo/girl a facial because he believes he's disrespecting her. That type of belief doesn't make any sense to me. A facial is a symbol of expressing satisfaction to the utmost. A facial is an explosion of desire, lust or even love. Every nut is not the same- some nuts are outer body experiences, others take you to the mountain top like MLK was dreamed about, and most are great but aren't worth bragging about.

If you can make a man shoot hot baby butter all over you, job well done. Most nuts are like the oozing I can wring the rest out with a firm squeeze of my d!ck type-of-nut. Others could drown you in sticky goo and creamy goodness. Its a difference between a regular nut and busing shots. You know that look when a woman makes you bus a fat ass nut, it's a devilish grin. In her mind she's like, "I got yo ass". Freakier women want you to spray their face and true freaks don't mind washing cum out their hair.


Men cheat on their chicks and give the side piece facials. From my understanding most committed women want you to do exactly what you feel like you have to leave home for. She's like, "If you can do it all with me, you don't need no extra b!tch. I got you daddy." Men don't give their girls enough credit, they fail to realize how freaky their wifey really is. Women want you to tie em up, fuck 'em like a whores, talk shit, bite 'em, spank 'em,  gag 'em and slap your d!ck on their faces...don't underestimate your ol lady, she's a freak too.

The misses enjoys skeet and kisses, too. It's not disrespectful its sex.

Has your man ever refrain from doing something to you because he believed it was disrespectful? Is your man freaky enough for you? Are there things you haven't told your man you want to do? What are they? Have you ever gotten a facial? Why or why not? Do you like facials? What the difference between a facial and a man getting his face wet wet from doing the chow?

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15 Comments:

Anonymous Amy M said...

Q: Has your man ever refrain from doing something to you because he believed it was disrespectful?
A: Nope. Usually he is the one that wants to do it and I am the voice of reason as to why.. Once I get over my fear i'm down

Q: Is your man freaky enough for you?
A: He could be a little more open minded

Q:Are there things you haven't told your man you want to do?
A: No, I tell him if I have something new in mind and its in his hands if he is okay with trying it.

Q:What are they?
A: Letting me try penis sex toys on him like the penis ring it vibrates while giving head, while he is fucking me from the back putting a bullet on my clit.. etc

Q: Have you ever gotten a facial?
A: NO

Q: Why or why not?
A: He has never asked if he could do it and I never suggested it.

Q: Do you like facials?
A: I'm open to try but I haven't had one before.

Q: What the difference between a facial and a man getting his face wet wet from doing the chow?
A: Hmmm I don't think there is. I do thing you should always ask before doing it. I would rather you as where I want you to bust yo nut than to just do it on my face. But than again I may just like you do surprise me and do it.

August 5, 2011 at 8:09 PM  
Anonymous JBreezy said...

Has your man ever refrain from doing something to you because he believed it was disrespectful?
Well, i imagine if he thought it was disrespectful he wouldn't even bring it up so idk.

Is your man freaky enough for you?
Well im not a freak so...

Are there things you haven't told your man you want to do? What are they?
I'm a pretty go with the flow kinda chick with a big hint of prude so mos things i like are "normal" or things that just happen.

Have you ever gotten a facial? Why or why not?
Hayle muthaeffin naw. Im sorry, P0rn0 $ex has no place in MY bedroom.

Do you like facials?
I have no desire to find out whether or not i'd like it.

What the difference between a facial and a man getting his face wet wet from doing the chow?
Theres a huge difference. The average chick doesnt squirt or skeet anywhere near the same way a man does. Most times all that "liquid" is mostly dudes own spit. Either way, your whole mouth doesn't need to cover the whole vag in order to bring a chick to climax. Tongue & lips to clit is all it takes. So by default, at most you'd get hit with liquid on your chin and maybe your neck if she's squirting. The only way it'll get in your mouth or all over your face is if you purposely positioned yourself for that to happen.

August 16, 2011 at 7:22 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Amy M. U said he could be a little more open minded, in regards to what things?

@JBreezy Porno Sex? I believe porn is only a representation of what people do in their bedroom?

August 18, 2011 at 1:14 AM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

@TheSunk He could be a little (I know i'm late)open minded to more sexual things. I like using toys such as vibrators he is more reluctant to using them. I love foreplay but it's like he would do it but won't get into the whole feel of it... Things of that sort..

August 22, 2011 at 6:49 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Amy M

Im guessing thats not a deal breaker since your still with him?

August 22, 2011 at 11:21 PM  
Anonymous JBreezy said...

Um, nah porn sex is not regular sex. nor do i think it was ever meant to be. The fact that so many people (read, men) think it is, is just a show of how depraved we've become. I can't even imagine what the heck is gonna be normal when i have kids that are in their sexin years.
Forget the fact that most adult female stars (not them ghetto porn stars doing movies in the motel 6) don't even do a fraction of the stuff they do on camera at home, these chicks are getting paid top dollar to do that foolishness. Unless my boo lovin wants to give me racks on rack on racks to take a pop shot to the face, the ish aint happening (and even then, its still wouldn't happen)
Im not knockin what the next person does in the bed but i'll never say that ish is normal. And most things that dudes are into is because they saw the ish in a porno.

August 22, 2011 at 11:26 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@JBreezy If porn is an art an expression of self and self is an expression/reflection of society and the individual inside of it- when it comes to sex no ONE can say what is normal or not normal. In sex, there is no normalcy. Watch this movie called, "Kinsey", a good movie.

August 23, 2011 at 1:05 AM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

@TheSunk I totally agree to your response to @JBreezy....

Anywho no its not a deal breaker.. It doesn't effect up much, as long as I can get mine off I am fine!!!!

August 23, 2011 at 1:04 PM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

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August 23, 2011 at 1:05 PM  
Anonymous JBreezy said...

I (nor anyone i've ever encountered) never called Porn an art lol. So like i said, im not knockin what the next person is in to but just because you're in to something doesn't make it normal or anywhere near the norm. And yes, when it comes to sex, one can say what is normal. The world has turned sexual acts into what it is today. Sex = penis in vagina. All that other stuff is extra.

While i've not seen Kinsey (the film), i am beyond familiar with the work of Alfred Kinsey and the Kinsey Institute.

August 23, 2011 at 10:46 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@JBreezy I wrote a response but I eventually erased it. Ill just address your thoughts or opinion or argument in a later blog. Thanks for your inspiration and your comments though. Im glad that you did say something, I hope you continue to read theSUNK

August 24, 2011 at 12:56 AM  
Anonymous JBreezy said...

LOL, well im glad i could be of inspiration i guess (even though in the pit of my soul i feel "shots fired" coming in the future). I eagerly await your response

August 24, 2011 at 2:11 AM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@JBreezy IDK why when women say "eargerly" it turns me on. But naw this is just healthy discussion. I attack the argument, not the person (Ad Hominem).

August 24, 2011 at 2:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is crazy, I am Not sure why husbands don't like to participate in such activities. My husband says that i am "too pretty for that" that automatically turns me off. In the bedroom there is to be no exception (anything goes) there should be no limit or restrictions, otherwise we'd be having some petty/boring a## sex.

Signed: The Dull Sex Experience

September 16, 2011 at 5:17 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@anon9/16 Tell your husband to step it up. Every woman should get a dose of slutiness every now and then to quench her thirst. Anything should definitely go in a marriage.

September 17, 2011 at 3:27 PM  

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