Friday, September 7, 2012

Just Tell Me the Truth: How to Deal with a Liar

Everyone has dealt with a liar before. You have people in your life right now that lie about things that aren't even worth lying about. They could have a hand full of skittles and you'll ask 'em what they're snacking on, they will lie and say M&Ms on some pathologically lying type sh!t. Sometimes it's not even worth dealing with a liar or entertaining their insults of your intelligence. However there are times it is required that you know the truth. In those cases you have to pick the best time to drill a liar and get the information you need out of them. So these are three of the best times to ask a liar the truth:
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Monday, June 18, 2012

Guest Post: Are You Chasing a Man and Don't Know It

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The other day, a friend and I went to lunch and I swear, the entire time she was texting, checking her phone, emailing,  Facebooking, Tweeting, snapping pictures, sending pictures, and frowning in between because she was getting no response. Then she’d talk about this guy and start all over again.

Finally I asked, “What’s up with this guy?”

She looked at me, sighed, and said, “I swear, it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man…”.

I swear it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man!  Hold onto a man!?
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Thursday, June 14, 2012

The Ex You Fear

This is how I want you to view yourself. You are the new world, you are the unknown. You are everything that is wrong with life as you know it now. You're not essentially bad, but you aren't great. However, the ex is home. The ex is the childhood bedroom that she seeks refuge in when she visits her parent's home. The ex is that favorite t-shit that she never threw away and wears every time she has down time. The ex is those notes she used to write as a child and picks up again as an adult, rediscovering who she once were. All exes are not threats, but the one I've just described is The Ex You Fear:
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Thursday, April 5, 2012

Do I Owe U Sex?



Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?
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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

So You Wanna Try Anal?

If you let your man do anal, chances are you're really feeling him. Anal is a rare occurrence for the average fornicator. You have some women that only prefer anal and it doesn't matter as much if they let a guy do it, but these women are hard to find. This blog is for you, the beginner, that wants to try anal someday and for the others that cringe at the mere mention of anal. So You Wanna Try Anal?
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Saturday, March 31, 2012

Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters

Women cheat. Men cheat. However, when you listen to the radio or watch comedians run their routines, you always hear people say women are better cheaters. Don't believe them. When it comes to cheating men have all the power and less of the consequences. Since the dawn of infidelity Men Have Always Been Better Cheaters:
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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

GUEST POST: What is "This!?

Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.”   But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends.  In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done.  That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more. 
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Sunday, November 20, 2011

MackVice: It Looks Like It Stopped Growing in the 5th Grade

One of my followers on Twitter  wanted to ask for my advice on her perfect man with less than perfect lovemaking skills. Here's the email that she(rather remain anonymous) sent and the MackVice I gave her:
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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Facials: No Skeet for the Mrs?

R E S P E CT, find out what it means to me. A facial doesn't mean I respect you any less than I did before I took your clothes off. It's a part of us being freaky, having crazy voodoo sex. When you are a true freak in the bedroom you have a short term memory. Nasty freaky slut 's can quickly be replaced with beautiful black queen 's.
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex


This past memorial weekend, my boy and I walked along the Lake to spot bad broads, big booties, and whatever lied in between. Towards the walk back to the car I overheard two women discussing sex; this red-bond chick with short hair said, "He doesn't say anything to make me cum." So the sex was good, but not as good as it could have been. She was f^cking a man that lacked a sense of imagination, which inspired me to write Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex:
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