Smacking A$$ is a Science

Smacking a$$ is just as underrated as the proper handshake. There is a science to smacking a$$- one must convey a sense of assertiveness without being too aggressive, a sense of playfulness without it being considered non-sexual, and a sense of intimacy without being considered soft. In a sexual relationship the first a$$ smack can be just as memorable as the first kiss or first time you made your lover nut up. However, this blog will apply to PDA, in the bedroom, the strip club and all arenas where smacking a$$ counts.

The Smacking A$$ formula:

Forceful Slap + Intonation of Cheek+Followed by a Firm Grab= Perfect A$$ Smack

Why so forceful?

An a$$ smack should be assertive and sexy. It should be the initiation or consummation of intense intimacy. It says without saying, that "I'm here and I'm ready" and "You turn me on."

Why should it be heard?

An a$$ smack isn't just physical, it's audio. Sex isn't just physical, it's audio. Overwhelm the smackee with the feeling and sound of getting their fat a$$ smacked. It has the be the right sound, not that muffled sound which is a result of not properly smacking ass. It should rather sound like a hardback book falling on the floor, it shocked and successfully turn on the smackee.

Why the grab?

Many people punkout through mid a$$ smack, and the receiver is left feeling awkward. The grab is the follow-through and the restatement of confidence. When you grab it you restate your stand, "Yeah, I did it and it's(that ass) mine." Poor self-confidence isn't sexy at all.

There you have it... Practice these tips at your local stripclubs or go to Halloween party and give your girlfriend the proper a$$ smack. Smacking that a$$ just right is a game-changer in the bedroom.

Do You Like Your A$$ Smacked When You Have Sex? Has a Guy Ever Punk'd Out in Mid A$$ Slap Leaving You Less than Overwhelmed? Do You Like to Smack A$$? Have You Ever Had to Smack a Man/Woman for Grabbing You Out of Turn When You Didn't Even Know Them?

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