Smacking A$$ is a Science

Smacking a$$ is just as underrated as the proper handshake. There is a science to smacking a$$- one must convey a sense of assertiveness without being too aggressive, a sense of playfulness without it being considered non-sexual, and a sense of intimacy without being considered soft. In a sexual relationship the first a$$ smack can be just as memorable as the first kiss or first time you made your lover nut up. However, this blog will apply to PDA, in the bedroom, the strip club and all arenas where smacking a$$ counts.

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Skandalous: Can You Turn a Hoe Into a Housewife?

People Change. Birds Fly. Hoes F^ck. Can you turn a hoe into a housewife? You can't spell "housewife" without "h0e" and "us". Is an "us" enough to turn a person into one that can be completely committed to you? Whores have tongues made of sugar and minds made of rotten deceit, but how could you know? A fat a$$ and a smile is like a cloud of smoke to any d!ck with a pulse. Nonetheless it is true "no, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife because hoes just don't act right" Tupac.

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Just Because You Give It to Me Now

Women believe "just because you give it up now, you're a hoe." Who said that women didn't like to f^ck? We know you like to have sex, explore yourself, and please us. I'll let you in on a few secrets that will inevitably make any relationship you have with a man more prosperous. Women try to figure out men, but rummaging through the male psyche is like trying to pick a pubic hair out a pair of wool underwear. So, without further ado.
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