A Simple Kiss...

She had just come back to Chicago from school and needed a ride from the train station. We talked about playing one another in Uno(card game). Since I'm the Uno champion we arranged for me to defend my title. When we first got to my boy Fooley's crib we sat down and chatted, I was shuffling the deck like we were betting our houses on this game. I made the game a little more interesting, so I broke out some Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, Boones Farm and Peach Andre; just a sweet light drink. We made a wager. Which was just a simple kiss.
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No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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Smacking A$$ is a Science

Smacking a$$ is just as underrated as the proper handshake. There is a science to smacking a$$- one must convey a sense of assertiveness without being too aggressive, a sense of playfulness without it being considered non-sexual, and a sense of intimacy without being considered soft. In a sexual relationship the first a$$ smack can be just as memorable as the first kiss or first time you made your lover nut up. However, this blog will apply to PDA, in the bedroom, the strip club and all arenas where smacking a$$ counts.

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