Turned On & Let Down
This list was inspired by the women that have had to turn around men that could have gotten the goods. A lot of times men are oblivious to what happened or just don't wanna be honest with themselves about why they couldn't go all the way. Well if your lost, aloof, or dumbfounded here you go playboy, 6 Reasons Why She Left You Turned On & Let Down...
1. Body for the Sake of a Body
If she didn't have sex with you, it wouldn't kill her. She's kinda attracted to you, but you don't really get her going like that. She has long-term goals for her p^ssy and doesn't want to get another body for the sake of a body. She wants to be honest to her husband when she answers the question "how many men have you slept with?"
2. A Sober Thought
She realized that it was really the weed and alcohol talking and she knows deep down when she gets drunk or high that she always gets horny. This horniness could indirectly be taken out on you, but she'd rather save it for the guy that always turns her on drunk, high, or not.
3. The Rubber Walk
See a player like me, puts the rubbers in the pillowcase...because I know I'm getting action. Other guys leave them in the dresser, when you walked away to get the rubber that KILLED the MOOD. For women mood is everything...but I'd rather be shunned for walking to get a rubber than walking to the clinic for being too thirsty. Can't Win Them All.
4. No Babymaking Playlist
Your playlist went from playing "Quickie" to playing "House Party" by Meek Millz, you again killed the mood. Because in all honesty, she was making an exception for yo a$$ from the get-go.
5. You Smell
Your a grown a$$ man, your testicles shouldn't smell like sweet onions and alley-oops. Why wouldn't you bathe if you had even the slightest inclination that you could be getting some poo-tang? Maybe better luck next time with the next one, because you blew it.
6. Equipment
The equipment just wasn't right...she thought it had a lil more swing than it did. She's not finna add another body to her count for a penis she knows won't satisfy her. Next time, keep the room dark and slide it in before she gets a gander. You just didn't have enough length or width to scratch that itch. She kinda feels bad about it, because she just knew it was gonna be bigger than that.
If I missed any, I'm sure the ladies will have plenty more reasons why you got left with a hard-on and some blue balls. Let the stories begin...
Have you ever had to turn a man around after already getting him turned on? How did it make you feel? Have you ever got turned down after getting turned on? Is the equipment the biggest reason why a "cutie" can be turn into a "who-he"? What did I miss?
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posted by theSUNK at
9:29 PM
2 Comments:
* The thought of others knowing you fucked that person would bring shame to your name.
* You didn't have plans of giving him the cakes from the beginning. All you really wanted was a little bit of play.
* His sexual gestures weren't enough to get your pussy wet.
Q: Have you ever had to turn a man around after already getting him turned on? How did it make you feel?
A: LOL GUILTY! Yes I have, sex with me is about the chemistry and if I feel it ain't right then... SEE YA! It takes more than dinner and a movie to get me out this drawers H O N E Y!
Q: Have you ever got turned down after getting turned on?
A: Lol......... NOOOOPPPEEEEEE Shit I wouldn't mine it sometimes
Q: Is the equipment the biggest reason why a "cutie" can be turn into a "who-he"?
A: YES! SIZE DOES MATTER I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE SAYS... I'm experienced so if you want some of me you're going to have to be working with something more than the width and size of a hot dog
Q: What did I miss?
A: NOTHING THAT I CAN THINK OF! Great JOB!
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