Thursday, November 1, 2012

Girl, Let Me Tell You: How She Determines If You Have Good D

This blog is for the fellas that don't know how women determine good and bad d!ck. Some of you guys are walking around here completely oblivious to the wack d!ck your bragging about, while your girl is elsewhere admiring someone else's parts. Life would be so much easier if you knew how to classify certain things, that's why theSUNK is here. The same site that told your girl how to determine if she had a "Pretty P^ssy" surveyed ladies on the criteria for Good D... So pop the top:

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Thursday, October 18, 2012

A Simple Kiss...

She had just come back to Chicago from school and needed a ride from the train station. We talked about playing one another in Uno(card game). Since I'm the Uno champion we arranged for me to defend my title. When we first got to my boy Fooley's crib we sat down and chatted, I was shuffling the deck like we were betting our houses on this game. I made the game a little more interesting, so I broke out some Pinnacle Whipped Cream Vodka, Boones Farm and Peach Andre; just a sweet light drink. We made a wager. Which was just a simple kiss.
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Friday, June 15, 2012

I Have Needs? No. We Both Have Needs

The sexism card doesn't always work against women; sometimes it works in their favor. So many men in long distance relationships hear the same line from their women time and again: "I know you have needs, so do you, as long as...". As for the notion that women don't have the same needs as men, that sh!t is a copout. Women use this excuse so men don't bring up the same issues of fidelity. Talking bout "You Have Needs". No, We Both Have Needs. 
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Thursday, December 29, 2011

Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy

The problem with my generation is that they don't have any heart. We give up before things get too tough; we take the easy route than the road less traveled. If technology and social media has done anything it has definitely made long distance relationships easier. Long distance relationships are the taboo of the dating world, but if you really dig someone you should be able to make it work. Here's Distant Lover: Long Distance Relationships Made Easy:
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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Turned On & Let Down

This list was inspired by the women that have had to turn around men that could have gotten the goods. A lot of times men are oblivious to what happened or just don't wanna be honest with themselves about why they couldn't go all the way. Well if your lost, aloof, or dumbfounded here you go playboy, 6 Reasons Why She Left You Turned On & Let Down...
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Sunday, November 7, 2010

Behind Every Great Woman, There's a Great Man


Doggystyle is the sexual representation of the power struggle between man and woman in their relationship. Every woman wants an aggressive man, that can subdue or calm her. Doggystyle is the infatuation of the man for his thick woman and the animalistic tendencies which he and she harbor within.
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