Girl, Let Me Tell You: How She Determines If You Have Good D

This blog is for the fellas that don't know how women determine good and bad d!ck. Some of you guys are walking around here completely oblivious to the wack d!ck your bragging about, while your girl is elsewhere admiring someone else's parts. Life would be so much easier if you knew how to classify certain things, that's why theSUNK is here. The same site that told your girl how to determine if she had a "Pretty P^ssy" surveyed ladies on the criteria for Good D... So pop the top:

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Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better

Today, we're not going to refer to fat girls as BBW, more-to-love, big girls, plus sized or any of that other sh!t that people other than fat girls deem more politically correct. I f*cking love fat girls. Those proportional fat girls with tanks asses that change the course of the Earth's path around the Sun. Titties so heavy they make bras straps weep on the regular with the groove marks on the shoulders to prove it. Soft, warm and glowing...Flirtatious and freaky than a mothafucka, my d!ck gets hard just thinking about a fat chick I can worship. Here's Fat Girl Lovin'- 6 Reasons Why Sex with a Fat Girl is Better:

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TheSUNK T-Shirt and Boyshort Giveaway

In order to improve theSUNK and grow as not only a blog, but as a lifestyle brand I need your feedback. Sometimes we barely talk and I always respond to emails and comments. I need to know what I can do to make theSUNK a better experience for you. What does this blog lack? What could I add that you think you would benefit from? What does theSUNK do that you would like to see more of? Also, to WIN a FREE theSUNK T-Shirt or a pair of those Lovely  Boyshorts the instructions are as follows:

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Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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Have You Ever Been D!ckSmacked?

Have You Ever Been D!cksmacked? Have you ever had a big, black heavy d!ck smack you on your lips, cheek, and tongue? Have you ever had a d!ck spanking, whether it was because of your good blow job or your lazy mouth-a-batics skills? A d!cksmack should be merciless, abusing your face with ever ounce of hard d!ck one can muster.
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Guest Post: Polygamy- PROLLY GIMME A Sister Wife

Not too long ago I asked my husband to take a second wife. This isn’t the first time I’ve asked and probably won’t be my last, but every time I ask I get the same look, frown and answer…"NO". But this time I decided to ask him why and his first and only response was “I’m Christian, it’s wrong and it’s a sin”. I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking that this chick is crazy. Well, no I’m not…at least I don’t think I am, but I have my reasons for asking.
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Turned On & Let Down

This list was inspired by the women that have had to turn around men that could have gotten the goods. A lot of times men are oblivious to what happened or just don't wanna be honest with themselves about why they couldn't go all the way. Well if your lost, aloof, or dumbfounded here you go playboy, 6 Reasons Why She Left You Turned On & Let Down...

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Are You Ms. Pretty P^ssy?

Many women brag about how good their pussy is, how wet it is, how clean it is, and how tight it is. These are all good things. However, just from a sense of aesthetics I don't believe women actually know what men consider an attractive looking p^ssy. What makes the way your vagina looks more attractive or inviting than the next woman? Can you truly crown your p^ssy better than the others? Are you Ms. Pretty P^ssy?
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Call Me? For What

Phones are made for talking and expressing thoughts that you cannot say in person. Hopefully, these thoughts are of some importance because phone bills ain't cheap. Women somehow believe that if a man calls to talk to them on the phone then he really cares, but I sit there like yeah he's a good one. There are a few reasons why men avoid taking on the phone with women, which leave men saying, "Call Me? For What?"(insert angry female response here)
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