The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XII

Dear theSUNK,

I can't explain the joy I feel when a penis touches the back of my throat.

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Diners That We All Hate to Go Out and Eat With

Everyone enjoys food. More importantly people like to go out and enjoy good food with one another. Thus we schedule dinner, lunch, or breakfast dates with the sole intention of sharing wisdom and enjoying good eats. Most of the time it's fun, other times not so much. Nonetheless, this is just a random list of people we all hate to be stuck at a restaurant with:

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XI

Dear theSUNK,

First, I would like to say that I am one of those clichés: lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Over time I have gotten to know myself sexually, what I like and dislike. Never did I think I would like to give oral, in fact I always said that I would never do it: I LIED!

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Is He Just Showing You Attention or Pursuing You?

When women go out plenty of men give them attention. They shout, talk slick, and try to serenade your panties with overused one-liners that evoke no never mind from you. Plenty of women get attention from men. Men have short attention spans and move from fat ass to big chest in search of one that will really garner their interest. One thing you should know however, is the difference between attention and pursuit.
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A Food Lover's Guide to Chicago by theSUNK

The closer it gets to going back to Chicago, the more and more my stomach growls and phantom tastes of fresh and crunchy Harold's chicken drenched in tangy Mild Sauce take my mouth hostage(#pause). Here's a not-so-short list of the food I look forward to when I touch back down in the City of Wind:

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Girl, Let Me Tell You: How She Determines If You Have Good D

This blog is for the fellas that don't know how women determine good and bad d!ck. Some of you guys are walking around here completely oblivious to the wack d!ck your bragging about, while your girl is elsewhere admiring someone else's parts. Life would be so much easier if you knew how to classify certain things, that's why theSUNK is here. The same site that told your girl how to determine if she had a "Pretty P^ssy" surveyed ladies on the criteria for Good D... So pop the top:

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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry IX

Dear theSUNK,

I always told myself that I would never suck a dick in my life. 

"Its nasty" is what I told myself, but boy was I wrong.
There is nothing wrong with sucking dick.

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No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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MackVice: How Should I Approach This Guy?

One of my readers wants to get busy with a guy that has been around for two years, but doesn't know exactly how to. They've both been vocal about how they've felt, tried once and failed, and neither has since made the first move or really put themselves out there. So she emailed theSUNK for some advice, I gave her something even better, it's called MackVice:
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Sexting and What You Should Know Before You Press Send

Sexting can either enhance your sex life or destroy it along with your public persona. If you're going to get in this sexting game you gotta do it right. To avoid sexting altogether proves somewhat daunting, because who doesn't like to give or receive pictures specifically tailored for them. For the most part women are the givers of sexts and men are the receivers, so it is only right that this post will focus on women. This is the Sh!t U Need 2 Know Before You Press Send:
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The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry VIII

Dear theSUNK,

I LOVE GIVING HEAD PERIOD!

I've even given head to both sexes. 

I just like the feeling of knowing you can please this person by making love to them with your mouth alone.

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The Girl Crew Break Down

No matter who these women are or where these group of women happen to be, most girl crews are composed of your basic members. Women are like squadrons sent out to flirt, attack the club, get wasted, and dance the night away. If you hang out with a group of women, regardless of your social class most likely you'll fall into one of these categories. Here is the Girl Crew Break Down:
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15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do

So it was only a matter of time before 15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do had to be written, actually a year later after 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do. Within that year I've had some good p*ssy however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired 6 Signs You Have Insecure P*ssy, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negatives that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good Pussy Can Do:
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Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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PODCAST: 99% of Women Want a King, But Only 1% Deserve a Ring

Announcement:

Check out the podcast I did with fellow bloggers Wisdom Is Misery J from Up4Dsn IpodKingCarter and Brian Joyner called "REAL MEN DON’T GOSSIP Ep. 1: 99% of Women Want a King, But Only 1% Deserve a Ring"

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Guest Post: Are You Chasing a Man and Don't Know It

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The other day, a friend and I went to lunch and I swear, the entire time she was texting, checking her phone, emailing,  Facebooking, Tweeting, snapping pictures, sending pictures, and frowning in between because she was getting no response. Then she’d talk about this guy and start all over again.

Finally I asked, “What’s up with this guy?”

She looked at me, sighed, and said, “I swear, it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man…”.

I swear it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man!  Hold onto a man!?

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I Have Needs? No. We Both Have Needs

The sexism card doesn't always work against women; sometimes it works in their favor. So many men in long distance relationships hear the same line from their women time and again: "I know you have needs, so do you, as long as...". As for the notion that women don't have the same needs as men, that sh!t is a copout. Women use this excuse so men don't bring up the same issues of fidelity. Talking bout "You Have Needs". No, We Both Have Needs. 

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Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part II

At the end of the night, if you haven't made enough to pay your "tip outs", who looks like the fool? That means you have to work for double on the next night. Not for your bills , but for your employees. Here's the Strip Club Staff "Tip Out" Breakdown:

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Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part I

This could possibly seem hilarious to many of those who don't approve, but oh well, who's asking you? Dancers are just like your average jobseeker that seeks a place of employment.
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Do I Owe U Sex?

Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?

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