No Tongs Only a Tongue: Toss Her Salad

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Eddie Griffin once said, “How many of ya’ll eat ass? *quiet* Am I the only one? *quiet* How many of ya’ll eat p^ssy? *screams* Ya’ll mothafuckas lying, if ya’ll eat p^ssy right ya’ll gonna slip up on some ass.” The anus is pleasure chest of its own. Once you get past just having sex and into having an experience, you're going to eat her ass. And when you do she's gonna love you for it. Matter of fact she's going to adore you. She's going to tell all her friends about you. They're going to save their money  just to build a statue of you in the heart of whatever city you reside in. If that's not enough here's a few more reasons Why should you toss her salad?:
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15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do

So it was only a matter of time before 15 Things Good P*ssy Can Do had to be written, actually a year later after 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do. Within that year I've had some good p*ssy however there is also an alarming rate of wack box that inspired 6 Signs You Have Insecure P*ssy, a disease that is plaguing this great American country and even other places in the world. But f*ck it let us not focus on the negatives that suck the morale out of our bedrooms but rather on, 15 Things Good Pussy Can Do:
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Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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Guest Post: Are You Chasing a Man and Don't Know It

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The other day, a friend and I went to lunch and I swear, the entire time she was texting, checking her phone, emailing,  Facebooking, Tweeting, snapping pictures, sending pictures, and frowning in between because she was getting no response. Then she’d talk about this guy and start all over again.

Finally I asked, “What’s up with this guy?”

She looked at me, sighed, and said, “I swear, it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man…”.

I swear it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man!  Hold onto a man!?

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Have You Ever Been D!ckSmacked?

Have You Ever Been D!cksmacked? Have you ever had a big, black heavy d!ck smack you on your lips, cheek, and tongue? Have you ever had a d!ck spanking, whether it was because of your good blow job or your lazy mouth-a-batics skills? A d!cksmack should be merciless, abusing your face with ever ounce of hard d!ck one can muster.
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Turned On & Let Down

This list was inspired by the women that have had to turn around men that could have gotten the goods. A lot of times men are oblivious to what happened or just don't wanna be honest with themselves about why they couldn't go all the way. Well if your lost, aloof, or dumbfounded here you go playboy, 6 Reasons Why She Left You Turned On & Let Down...

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Skandalous: Can You Turn a Hoe Into a Housewife?

People Change. Birds Fly. Hoes F^ck. Can you turn a hoe into a housewife? You can't spell "housewife" without "h0e" and "us". Is an "us" enough to turn a person into one that can be completely committed to you? Whores have tongues made of sugar and minds made of rotten deceit, but how could you know? A fat a$$ and a smile is like a cloud of smoke to any d!ck with a pulse. Nonetheless it is true "no, you can't turn a hoe into a housewife because hoes just don't act right" Tupac.

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Just Because You Give It to Me Now

Women believe "just because you give it up now, you're a hoe." Who said that women didn't like to f^ck? We know you like to have sex, explore yourself, and please us. I'll let you in on a few secrets that will inevitably make any relationship you have with a man more prosperous. Women try to figure out men, but rummaging through the male psyche is like trying to pick a pubic hair out a pair of wool underwear. So, without further ado.
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