Sunday, April 8, 2012

Signs That You May Suffer From Insecure P^ssy

You're beautiful. You have a great job. You're Intelligent. Men go crazy when they see you. When you walk out the house the thirst(attention) is crazy. You have to reject men daily, even hourly. One guy catches your eye though, he's sexy. One thing leads to another. A few days go by, a text here, a phone call there, and next thing you know you all are ripping each others' clothes off. However, he didn't know (Sh!t, you didn't know) you have... insecure p^ssy.

You Never Initiate
Both of you are alone in your apartment. Your panties are so wet, you'd leave a puddle behind if you stood up. Ya'll are just watching tv and laughing, but you're so horny if he hummed in your ear you'd cum before the commercial break was over. What's stopping you? Why aren't you making your move? Are you afraid of rejection? "No, guys are suppose to make the move first." That's an excuse, that women cursed with insecure coochie made up. Get your groove on mami, have some heart and make the first move.

Keep the Lights Off
You want to know the quickest way to turn a hard d!ck limp? Lack self-confidence. If you want to turn a man off, don't be comfortable in your own skin. You don't have to be perfect, but you have to be fearless in the bedroom to please your partner. Men are visual, they want to see you when they have sex with you.

You Never Ride
How many times have men heard, "I don't know how to ride?" Who cares? The only thing you need to focus on while riding the D is pleasing yourself. Believe it or not, men get turned on and usually pop off when a woman just rides and not gives a f^ck what they think. Good riding skills is composed of 70% pleasing yourself, 20% not giving a f^ck, and 10% good bounce in the bed springs.

Make Him Do All the Work
So you're a lazy f^ck. You have no desire to be a star in the bedroom. You just wanna lay back and technically be taken advantage of. You are a sexual coward. You're afraid that your p^ssy is weak. You want to blame bad sex on him. No man wants to f^ck a corpse, unless upon request. Step your cookies up and control that jar.

NO is Your Favorite Word
Let me take that off. No. Can I keep the lights on? No. Bend over bae. No. Get on top. No. You want to make your sex life better, take "no" out your vocabulary. Try that for one week and you will have more fun, no doubt. The word, "no" is the second biggest turn off to men. Especially when you have a routine where you like to say "no" and always do what you said you wouldn't do. Playing hard to get is cool now and then, but if it's all the time then it is tiring and unattractive. Be uninhibited and turn him out next time.

Cum Scares You
If cum touches your skin, you like to cringe and act like it's toxic. Grow up. Stop moving out the way when he gets ready to cum. You want to look fearless next time he cums- become a target. Then rub it all over your skin like your warrior paint.

So do you suffer from insecure p^ssy? Do any of your friends suffer from insecure p^ssy? Do you always feel confident in the bedroom? Would you rather have the lights on or off when you have sex?  Has a guy ever told you were wack in bed? Has bad sex ever been your fault? 




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10 Comments:

Anonymous PorshiaJay said...

Like a boss lmao I loved this one!

April 9, 2012 at 2:49 PM  
Anonymous PorshiaJay said...

Oh I forgot to answer the questions....
I think when I'm comfortable and the chemistry is on point I'm 'bout that life' in bed but there has for sure been times where something just wasn't clicking and I'm guilty of insecure p^ssy. Iv never been a corpse though. Nomatter what I always put in work. Iv never been told I was wack but I'm sure iv been a time or two. I like the lights on. But its all about comfort for me. If I'm comfortable the inner pornstar comes out. If I'm not then its basic.

April 9, 2012 at 2:58 PM  
Anonymous Mona said...

Dang I'm suffering from this virus J

April 9, 2012 at 8:41 PM  
Blogger All The Single Ladies said...

Is it just insecure pussy or is it insecure self esteem? When a women is secure in who she is, she is secure in her sexuality; its a part of who she is. Every part of me, including my pussy, is a part of who I am!
We get real proud of our pussy when we are proud of ourselves!

April 9, 2012 at 9:50 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@All The Single Ladies, That's what insecure p^ssy is but the title is catchy

April 9, 2012 at 11:27 PM  
Anonymous Amy said...

CAN I JUST SAY THAT THE "You never initiate" PART HAPPENED TO ME THIS WEEKEND HAHAHHAHAHA IT HAPPENED JUST LIKE THAT!!!


Q: So do you suffer from insecure p^ssy?
A: A tad bit

Q: Do any of your friends suffer from insecure p^ssy?
A: I sure as hell wouldn't know.....

Q: Do you always feel confident in the bedroom?
A: Yes I usually do, but it also depends on the chemistry me and my partner have.

Q: Would you rather have the lights on or off when you have sex?
A: Ummmm I like sex with the lights off because of the shawdows, so off.

Q: Has a guy ever told you were wack in bed?
A: Nope

Q: Has bad sex ever been your fault?
A: Ummmmm nope I do my part plus some!

HI @TheHallway Haven't been on here for a min!!!!! I hope you missed me ;)

I'M ALL LATE LOL

April 23, 2012 at 10:45 AM  
Blogger kwest said...

This is so real sh!t and I wish you had to read this to just sign up for this lil web sites like myspace,facebook,woome,tagged so on....

May 21, 2012 at 1:28 PM  
Blogger ENVY said...

Dayum Guilty of them all except three..GOTS!! to do better

August 6, 2012 at 3:02 AM  
Anonymous Shushi said...

"...Then rub it all over your skin like your warrior paint."

I almost cried, I laughed so hard!
Me thinks a better line ne'er hath been spoken.

December 8, 2012 at 1:07 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Sushi Thanks, whenever you hear "P^ssy Eating Warrior" remember where it came from ;)

December 8, 2012 at 1:12 PM  

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