Have You Heard of "Pearling"?

Recently or rather unfortunately I was perusing these tough and obscure internet streets, I happened to go to one of my favorite adult sites. There I saw a chick engaging in sex with a guy that seemed to have the worse Herpes outbreak in Herpes' illustrious history. However, after further inspection(rewinding and pausing) I realized that it wasn't an STD. It should had been a mental illness, because no man would have done what he did to his penis if he wasn't missing a few screws, bolts, etc. What was it? It was something called "pearling", if you don't know what pearling is maybe you should read this blog.
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Signs That You May Suffer From Insecure P^ssy

You're beautiful. You have a great job. You're Intelligent. Men go crazy when they see you. When you walk out the house the thirst(attention) is crazy. You have to reject men daily, even hourly. One guy catches your eye though, he's sexy. One thing leads to another. A few days go by, a text here, a phone call there, and next thing you know you all are ripping each others' clothes off. However, he didn't know (Sh!t, you didn't know) you have... insecure p^ssy.
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