You Sleep...

Women, today you will learn the things men hate about sleeping in the bed with you and the reasons he leaves your house after the end of making love beating it up. Not because he has a woman on the side or that he can't stand you. It's because you don't let him relax when it is time to go the f^ck to sleep. Four Things Men Hate About Sharing Their Beds with Women- You Sleep?

Rub My Back
Ok, so now he has to prop himself in some awkward a$$ position to rub your back. He can't relax, because you've made it his obligation to help you fall asleep. Now his arm is burning lika mothaf^cka, because you want him to rub your back during bed time. Some nights just take the L, if he isn't already rubbing your back chances are he doesn't feel like it.

Can You Hand Me, My______?
Remote. Phone. Phone Charger. Bonnet. You knew you needed this sh!t before you laid the f^ck down. So now after he's all comfortable and toasty, he has to get uncomfortable to fetch you your sh!t, that's wrong. Get your lazy sexy a$$ up and grab it.

Hold Me
After sex, sometimes you just want to roll over, get comfortable, and fall asleep as fast as possible. The next morning he might have to work or go to school or both, but he's tired and unrested because you made him feel guilty about not wanting to cuddle. Did I mention, he wakes up every few hours by the tingling sensation of his arm falling asleep from the weight of your snoring a$$? Well, now I have.


We Need to Talk
No matter how much talking(approximately 6.2 hours worth) ya'll did that day, when it's time to get some sleep- you wanna talk. He asked you before he got tired, "bae, what you wanna talk about?" and you said "nothings on my mind at the moment". As soon as his eyes get heavy and that good almost sleep feeling consumes him, you say "We need to talk". GTFOH.

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Next time you have sex, go to sleep afterwards like any good man would. Unless you plan to give him some more head, in that case go for it. Otherwise, shut up and get some shut eye. Truth is sometimes it doesn't hurt to not sleep together after-sex, it doesn't imply that you like your lover any less.

Have you done any of these things at bed time? Does someone rubbing your back actually help you fall asleep? Why do women always have so much to talk about when it's time to go to sleep? Do you feel less loved, if he doesn't want to cuddle after sex?

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