Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Have You Heard of "Pearling"?


Recently or rather unfortunately I was perusing these tough and obscure internet streets, I happened to go to one of my favorite adult sites. There I saw a chick engaging in sex with a guy that seemed to have the worse Herpes outbreak in Herpes' illustrious history. However, after further inspection(rewinding and pausing) I realized that it wasn't an STD. It should had been a mental illness, because no man would have done what he did to his penis if he wasn't missing a few screws, bolts, etc. What was it? It was something called "pearling", if you don't know what pearling is maybe you should read this blog.
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