Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Have You Heard of "Pearling"?


Recently or rather unfortunately I was perusing these tough and obscure internet streets, I happened to go to one of my favorite adult sites. There I saw a chick engaging in sex with a guy that seemed to have the worse Herpes outbreak in Herpes' illustrious history. However, after further inspection(rewinding and pausing) I realized that it wasn't an STD. It should had been a mental illness, because no man would have done what he did to his penis if he wasn't missing a few screws, bolts, etc. What was it? It was something called "pearling", if you don't know what pearling is maybe you should read this blog.
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Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Girl Crew Break Down

No matter who these women are or where these group of women happen to be, most girl crews are composed of your basic members. Women are like squadrons sent out to flirt, attack the club, get wasted, and dance the night away. If you hang out with a group of women, regardless of your social class most likely you'll fall into one of these categories. Here is the Girl Crew Break Down:
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Monday, June 18, 2012

Guest Post: Are You Chasing a Man and Don't Know It

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The other day, a friend and I went to lunch and I swear, the entire time she was texting, checking her phone, emailing,  Facebooking, Tweeting, snapping pictures, sending pictures, and frowning in between because she was getting no response. Then she’d talk about this guy and start all over again.

Finally I asked, “What’s up with this guy?”

She looked at me, sighed, and said, “I swear, it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man…”.

I swear it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man!  Hold onto a man!?
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