Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Have You Heard of "Pearling"?


Recently or rather unfortunately I was perusing these tough and obscure internet streets, I happened to go to one of my favorite adult sites. There I saw a chick engaging in sex with a guy that seemed to have the worse Herpes outbreak in Herpes' illustrious history. However, after further inspection(rewinding and pausing) I realized that it wasn't an STD. It should had been a mental illness, because no man would have done what he did to his penis if he wasn't missing a few screws, bolts, etc. What was it? It was something called "pearling", if you don't know what pearling is maybe you should read this blog.

So what is pearling? Pearling is the practice of inserting small round pearl-like objects under the skin of the shaft of the penis. They say it's supposed to add pleasure for the women that engages in sex with the males that do this. Since, I've been reading up on it, it seems as it stems from Japanese culture and is now beginning to re-emerge in prison or just in modern culture in general. Pearling just happens to be another form of body mutilation that people engage in.

When cats wangs are done getting pearled, they kinda resemble medieval clubs; it's the only comparable item I could think of. They also call them "speed bumps". I guess when you have an unlimited amount of time and energy this is the type of stuff that you do to your penis. Click here at your own discretion NSFW.

Have you ever heard of pearling? What would you do, if a new partner whipped out his wang with the "speed bumps"? Have you ever been with someone that was pearled? Do you believe this would enhance the sex? Is this just too much for you?

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Doing so much w/so little. They have vibrators w/"pearls" on them so that your man won't have to engage in such madness (if he chooses not to).

August 15, 2012 at 12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prefer my mans genitalia to be just as is. No added preservatives required. I guess to each his own,literally!!!

August 15, 2012 at 11:27 AM  
Blogger Poetic_Butterfly said...

This was my first time hearing about pearling and I don't like it at all. I wouldn't want a man having all that going on.

August 17, 2012 at 8:38 AM  
Blogger TheMochaPeach said...

So basically it is like inserting "nubbies" into the penis. Strange but..hey...*shrug*

August 19, 2012 at 8:04 PM  

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