Somebody's Baby: The Cougar Crusher

We had to be having a heatwave in Chicago this particular week. Every Monday I make my usual run to Unique's Thrift store on 32 & Halsted. I was there trying to find an all white outfit for this white party at the Mason's Lodge. I was in the men's suit aisle when this woman ask me how she looked in this sombrero hat she was trying on, I said ,"Its all crunched up on your head like a fucking tortilla." She said, "No, it's not it looks like I was riding a horse." I replied, "More like you got trampled by some horses." We laughed in unison. The conversation died down and she walked off.
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I Want Your Mom- MILF

Happy Milf Day, MILF stands for Mother I'd Like to F^ck. Most guys ages 16-25 have had fantasies about f^cking someone's mom. Moms are forbidden fruit to young men at an age where their sex could drive from D.C. to L.A. off spunk. The older the berry the sweeter the juice, the hotter the mom the further I shoot; I want your mom.

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