Is Your Booty to Big for Corporate America?

Big booties are magical and lethal. I've heard about men spending their entire pay check all over some a$$. I've seen four-car collisions all over a big juicy and rotund rump. Weeks ago I discussed with a friend that her a$$ was too big to be in a corporate setting. I argued that it would be a distraction to her coworkers. Her a$$ would be considered a visual "noise" making it hard for people to focus on the tasks at hand. After all, people enforce dress codes so that there is uniformity. So what if your physical attributes bust out of this norm that is being enforced? Who should suffer, the booty or the business?
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Somebody's Baby: The Cougar Crusher

We had to be having a heatwave in Chicago this particular week. Every Monday I make my usual run to Unique's Thrift store on 32 & Halsted. I was there trying to find an all white outfit for this white party at the Mason's Lodge. I was in the men's suit aisle when this woman ask me how she looked in this sombrero hat she was trying on, I said ,"Its all crunched up on your head like a fucking tortilla." She said, "No, it's not it looks like I was riding a horse." I replied, "More like you got trampled by some horses." We laughed in unison. The conversation died down and she walked off.
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Pulling a Derwin: Do Men Fake Orgasms?

Remember that episode on The Game when Melanie and Derwin got back together. They set the mood, Melanie put on the sexy lingerie, and all that good stuff. Well, Derwin wound up faking an orgasm once or twice that night for fear of potentially getting Melanie pregnant, at the same time as another woman. Women think only they fake the Big O (go figure), but studies say men fake it as well, approximately 16%. So men fake orgasms, many women are furious about these findings and I can't understand why. Women often laugh  to their bff's about how they pulled one over on their boyfriends or that fine dude that disappointed them. Nevertheless, there's 4 Reasons Why a Guy Would Fake an Orgasm:
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