Tuesday, August 23, 2011

The XXX-BOX Diaries I: Ash to Ash, Nut to Bust

Tossing the ashes into the ashtray as that familiar tingle started at my nipples and traveled south. 
I tried to turn down the need to touch wherever the tingle spread to intensified the desire. 
My breast yearned to be sucked, my nipples needed to be pinched, my neck desired to be bitten while my pu$$y wanted to be pounded!!
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Friday, August 19, 2011

KickBack Etiquette Part I

Over the summer I have attended a many kickback, party, afterparties and/or get-togethers. Unlike parties get-togethers are more chill; they allow you to get to the know the bad motherf^cker with the suede wedges on. They optimize your chances of getting laid or finding your soul mate. However, some people don't understand that there are certain expectations of those that attend the kickback. These rules will help incoming freshman, those new to kickbacks, and people whom always seem to successfully have weak  a$$ kickbacks.
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Thursday, August 4, 2011

Facials: No Skeet for the Mrs?

R E S P E CT, find out what it means to me. A facial doesn't mean I respect you any less than I did before I took your clothes off. It's a part of us being freaky, having crazy voodoo sex. When you are a true freak in the bedroom you have a short term memory. Nasty freaky slut 's can quickly be replaced with beautiful black queen 's.
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