Overnight Visitor: Make Your Home Feel Like Her Home, For the Night
A Clean House
The first thing you must have is a clean house. Nothing makes a woman more comfortable and turned on than a clean house. If your crib is clean and fly, the first thought she usually has isn't "Are we going to get busy?", it's "What's the first room we're going to get busy in?"
Smell Goods
Aroma therapy, have you ever heard of it? Women are creatures of smell, they love things that smell good. The right scent could turn an innocent girl into an enchanted woman, hooked on to your every word.
A Few Good Movies
Sometime you don't always want to start conversation, you just want to enjoy one another's company, rather you are laughing at a comedy or shrieking from the plight of a horror flick. Chicks dig horror flicks and they need a strong man to hold onto when the sh!t gets real. Or do like yo boy the Hallway(that's me, the creator of theSUNK.com) and keep a few good movies with even better sex scenes and I bet that movie will say everything that's inappropriate to say at that moment.
Snacks
Women are always hungry. They are usually at their hungriest at the most inopportune times. Like when it's 2am and your fridge is empty and it's too cold to go outside to hit up an eatery. So have snacks such as Cheeze Its, Doritos, fruit, frozen buffalo wings, Ramen noodles, etc. Whatever you do, don't leave your female guest hungry, especially if the p^ssy isn't guaranteed.
Liquor(Or Weed)
This should be self-explanatory.
A S3x Playlist
The Weekend, Frank Ocean, Drake, R.Kelly, Keith Sweat, Trey Songz, Chris Brown, Teddy Pendergrass, Marvin Gaye, T-Pain, Sade...the list goes on. Turn on the stereo and turn her on.
Overnight Visitor Clothes
An oversized t-shirt, basketball shorts, pajama pants, etc. Anything you give her should allow for good cuddling. You never want to give her something that makes it impossible for her to feel your hard-on when you give her that back tap(late at night men push their penises in your back to see if you bout that life).
A Comfortable Bed
Months ago I had flat ass pillows, ever since I upgraded to a decent thread count and some fluffy pillows women have not wanted to leave my bed. This has its pluses and minuses, sometimes they don't know when to leave. Other times they stay longer than they expected to and want to get f^cked in that bed :D. Also you don't want her to not get a good night's sleep. It's nothing more awkward than a woman looking at you as soon as you open your eyes, because she couldn't get a good night's sleep.
Shower Cap
When you wear that p^ssy out, she is going to want to take a refreshing shower or before you wear that p^ssy out she's going to want to take a refreshing shower. However, if she isn't #teamnatural she won't be able to do so, because she can't get that Remy 100% Indian Hair wet.
Big Tooth Comb
After you grab her hair and smack her a$$ she needs to freshen up and make sure she's back on her A-game. So you need to have a big tooth comb and if you are really up on game you'll have a scarf or something for her to wrap her head with for bed. Surprise her, act like you know...TheSUNK.com taught you.
Pack of ToothBrushes
There's nothing like a fresh toothbrush for your guest when she wakes up in the morning. No woman or man wants to walk out the house of their new boo's with tart a$$ breathe. Act like you know playa....
Ladies, Do you all agree with my list? Did I miss anything? Is there any special requests that you need at a man's house? What was your worst overnight visit? Do you need these things or do you always know if you are spending the night and pack the overnight bag?
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posted by theSUNK at
12:35 AM
6 Comments:
Idk bc I've never been an overnight visitor at a guy's place but if I were I'd find it suspicious that you have a big tooth comb and scarf especially if you have a close cut. I'd wonder how often this happens for you. That makes me iffy about the shower cap too. Any women ever raise a brow to this?
Any suggestions for the movies with good sex scenes?
I most def would find this guy to be suspicious. If I went to a guys house and he had a silk scarf without hair of his own I would think two things. For one, he might have a girl or some other chick left her belonging. Two, this guy's living counter gets so much traffic idk if this is respectable territories lol. I understand that your space should be hospitable for some over night visitors, but not all encounters deserve that courtesy. Those sort of privileges should be reserved for just a few.
@krystllyght
Naw no woman has actually raised an eyebrow, not if they don't want to get their weave wet or they need to comb the hair I f^cked up on the way out. I don't have a problem with a woman asking "how often this happens?", because I'm wondering the same thing if I got that box so quickly.
Anon1/21
Obviously, if you stay long enough to get the common courtesy than you deserve it, don't sell yourself so short next time.
Okay, so you've got to educate me on this because I've never done it but if you guys were planning for this, I could see why you would have all of this stuff but then again, why wouldn't she bring it herself? If this is spur of the moment or it just happened, I would wonder why you just keep this kind of thing on hand. And you never gave any movie suggestions Mister!
@krystllght Well sometimes your not always prepared and if your not I got your back.
Movie Suggestions, here are a few:
She Hate Me
Monster's Ball (even though I don't bang with this movie)
Mo Betta Blues
Jungle Fever
LMAO @women are always hungry and the back tap. I love food, but most of the time I'm craving meals not snack. Don't judge, there's a fat girl living inside of me. I used to always get that back tap in the morning from my ex. I wasn't a morning person so I was always annoyed as heck, then I realized most men are built that way and they can't help it.
I would add to this list, have some tea or coffee in your house. Always makes for a nice morning if it's familiar to what happens in my own apartment. I wouldn't be suspicious about a shower cap, but I would about combs, etc. A toothbrush is always a nice courtesy, just for any (un)expected guest period.
I know one thing I always wonder about overnight stays is the sheets smell/look clean. There's nothing worse than dirty/smelly sheets. If you use dark linens, those things show a lot.
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