Top 9: Best Coochie a Man Can Receive in Life

Coochie comes in an assortment of grades and intensities like anything else. Sex is physical, but combined with emotion sex can be more than that. Sex can make time stop. Emotional coochie is the best, women f^ck better when there is a motive, when there is an incentive- love or pain is a great incentive. I've had "I'm bored and I just don't wanna sit in the house" coochie and even though I might bus a fat one, nothing can make your body shutter like...

Frustrated Baby Mama Coochie
  Baby daddy isn't taken care of his responsibilities. You have this bundle of joy and stress on your hands at all times. He hasn't came to see his child nor has he bought a f^ckin diaper. However, he has no problem sexting you. I called you and we flirt. You're in your "f^ck that n!gga" mood. When we have sex you not only satisfy yourself, but with every thrust and every stroke you give a subliminal "f^ck you" to that no good sonuvab!tch that left you to raise you alls child alone.

When a Woman's Fed Up Coochie
  Ol boy has been cheating on you for months, sometimes even years. You've been the rock of your relationship. You've never talked to any other guy, you've stuck by his side, but you've finally realized that you can't be in this relationship alone. If he wants to continue to cheat...OK, two can play that game. Next time he leaves out, you'll be leaving right behind him, but meeting up with me. "F^CK That N!gga"


I Cant Love Anyone Else Because of You Coochie
  We used to be together. Neither of us have ever found a love like ours, but somehow we just cant work. We always argue and find a reason not to talk. However, when we get in a room together the attraction is there, the love is there, the romance is there. No one can replace you. Come here. Take That Sh!t Off. I thought you dont f^ck with me no more? *kissing ensues*


MILF Coochie
  You're older, you're refined. You have a nearly grown child, you haven't had sex in so long your coochie is on autopilot(toys, occasional fingering, or nothing at all). You've put your child in front of your needs and you don't worry about men. But I came along, I ignited something in you. I touched you right. I made you laugh. I made you feel young again. Why not? You need this.


I'm Single Again Coochie
  He didn't cheat. He was a good guy. You all had a nice run. It just didn't work out. You have no bad feelings towards him. You eased yourself out of this relationship, but IT FEELS GOOD TO BE SINGLE AGAIN. You don't have to check in any more. You're not obligated to anyone. You can do whatever you want. You're liberated. You like being in a relationship, but you're gonna enjoy being single tonight. "I'm single tonight"


I'll Never See You Again Coochie
  Either on Spring Break, short vacation, or work related venture you know you'll never see me again in your life. None of your friends will know, not even a boyfriend if you have one. You want to be adventurous and have fun. Sometimes you just have to live life and f^cking in another state with a person that will disappear like the mist on dawn's grass wont mess up anything. Who will know?


I Got Something to Prove Coochie
  I told you I could beat it up. I made you cum four times without even trying last time. This is rare, you've never had a man brag about his sex and actually be good. This time you gotta prove yourself, "p^ssy dont fail me now, I gotta turn this n!gga out." Tonight you are gonna be the star player in the bedroom and I'm cool with that.

Finally, a Nigga That Excites Me Coochie
  You've been meeting nice guys with good jobs, manners, and who dress fairly good, but that's the problem- they're just nice guys. They're f^cking boring, they don't grab your a$$. They don't take risks, they agree with everything you say. They don't challenge you. They have routines, you're a grown woman but you don't want that boring sh!t you still want to make a few memories. You kicked that corny n!gga to the curve and got with a n!gga that makes you nervous(that good nervous) every time you see him.


Bday Coochie
  "Go Go Girl, It's Yo Birthday"...Tonight you're getting F^cked up(drunk coochie is amazing too), you're going to the club with your girls, but you ain't leaving with them h0es. You tryna leave the club with the cutest n!gga in that mothaf^cka. Or you're sexting that guy you haven't f^cked yet in your phonebook and you gone think of a good reason to persuade that n!gga to pick you up tonight. Sh!t, it's your birthday baby. It's yo world. :D

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