Let It Out: Squirt on this D!ck?!

Squirting is the Big Foot of Sex. Many say they've experienced it and the same amount of others have said it doesn't exist. Some even say it's just p!ss. Now where do I lie on this topic? I've seen it with my own two.  I've seen the build up release as a stream of intense pleasure succumbing to all the body's senses rather it splashed, gushed, or even flew into the air like it came from the opening of some aquatic monstrosity. Ever since I've seen it, I've been addicted to it. It's what I strive for. After you make her squirt, then you make her cum and cum hard. Let It Out and Squirt on This D!ck!!!

Today I wanna tell you how to make your girl squirt and lose her mothaf^cking mind while you're stroking her insides. This takes patience, consideration, and even more importantly a mean tongue/dick/finger game.

Firstly, a relaxed mind is capable and vital to achieve squirting. A woman will not squirt if she's not comfortable. One time I made the mistake of pressuring my lover to squirt, and we all know pressure in the bedroom is never the move. If you pressure someone you will get the exact opposite of what you're pressuring them to do. So relax her mind and take your time, previously in my How to Be a Male Tease in the Bedroom I stressed that arousal is your best weapon against a horny woman, not stimulation.

Secondly, there must be a build-up for there to be a release. You can't make champagne burst open without it being shaken. A volcano will not explode without there being volcanic activity. Stroke her right, don't beat it up at the beginning. Let her feel every inch of you, every flick of you, and let her experience every trick in your bag.

Thirdly, I have an advantage that I'm a curved male...so finding the G-Spot isn't much of a hard task. So one night take your time to educate yourself and find her G-Spot. Or maybe she doesn't need you to find it and she can squirt from clitoral stimulation. But ask her-educate yourself about her p^ssy, if she says stay right there, by all means stay your black/yellow/white/red a$$ right there.

Fourthly, get the p^ssy wet. Sometimes I trick a woman while I eat them out and mix that spit and p^ssy juice together. Psychologically, she feels as though that's all of her wetness and it turns her on. If you've never seen the a$$hole get wet and watched it pulsate you've never eaten good p^ssy. 

Fifthly, TALK. Please talk. Women are audio, visual, physical, emotional creatures. Tell her how sexy she is, tell her how good that p^ssy feels, make her feel like her body is the sexiest thing you have seen in your existence. Your d!ck must reflect the way you're talking. So enthusiastic language should simultaneously have good d!ck attached to it.

Remember that it's not urine. Squirt is clear and odorless... the more educated she and you are about female ejaculation the easier it will be for her to LET THAT SH!T OUT. 

Sometimes women get stuck- they can feel it, but can't let it out. It comes to the top and then it eludes them. Don't backdown, f^ck her slow, relax her mind, love her and care for her. If your sex isn't emotional rather in anger, lust, love, or even humiliation it's nothing that separates you from animals.

I can't tell you in one setting all that you need to make your girl squirt. That's why there will be a PART  2. I'm outtie, playboys and playgirls.

Have you ever squirted or have you made a woman squirt? When was your first time? How did it feel? Where you with your partner or were you by yourself? Where you freaked out or did you know exactly what it was? Would you rather squirt or cum? Do you have any tips to tell a woman having trouble achieving the WET O?

Read about the time I made a girl squirt in a room full of people over a game of Truth or Dare.

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