How Do You Clean Up After Doing the Nasty?

There's only a couple things not good about the best thing in the world- sex. One of those things are cleaning up afterwards. Sometimes you just want to lay in that warm puddle of sex or ignore that warm ejaculant until it dries up like glue residue. However, cleaning up is essential you just can't lay there. Sh!t cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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You Sleep...

Women, today you will learn the things men hate about sleeping in the bed with you and the reasons he leaves your house after the end of making love beating it up. Not because he has a woman on the side or that he can't stand you. It's because you don't let him relax when it is time to go the f^ck to sleep. Four Things Men Hate About Sharing Their Beds with Women- You Sleep?
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You're About to Ruin This: After Sex Etiquette

It has come to my attention that after getting that happy ending many people don't know what to do with themselves, so due to such infractions I must educate. Don't you know what you do after sex is just as important as what you did during? There is still a mood to set after getting the cheeks and wetting the sheets. Just sit back and read AfterSexEtiquette:    

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