Wednesday, December 26, 2012

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XI

Dear theSUNK,

First, I would like to say that I am one of those clichés: lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Over time I have gotten to know myself sexually, what I like and dislike. Never did I think I would like to give oral, in fact I always said that I would never do it: I LIED!
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Wednesday, December 19, 2012

What a Woman Should Know About Hooking Up with Other Women

TheSUNK.com thought it would be a good idea to write about "What a Woman Would Need to Know to Approach a Woman." Most women go through a bi-curious phase once in their life, right. Why? Because women are f*cking beautiful to men and to women. So when you want to touch someone as supple as yourself, you need to know the gist of how to approach her. Approaching men or being approached by men should have become pretty easy or at least do-able by now. However, approaching a woman is new terrain that most need prepping for. Here are 7 tips to approaching a woman for women:
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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

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Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part I

This could possibly seem hilarious to many of those who don't approve, but oh well, who's asking you? Dancers are just like your average jobseeker that seeks a place of employment.
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Monday, April 2, 2012

You Sleep...

Women, today you will learn the things men hate about sleeping in the bed with you and the reasons he leaves your house after the end of making love beating it up. Not because he has a woman on the side or that he can't stand you. It's because you don't let him relax when it is time to go the f^ck to sleep. Four Things Men Hate About Sharing Their Beds with Women- You Sleep?
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Monday, February 20, 2012

GUEST POST: Women Need to SEE a Woman to Wanna BE Yo Woman

"The Man with the most women isn't the best looking man, the smartest man, the best dressed man or the richest man. The man with the most women is the man that makes the most women think that other women want him"
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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

GUEST POST: What is "This!?

Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.”   But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends.  In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done.  That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more. 
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Sunday, November 20, 2011

MackVice: It Looks Like It Stopped Growing in the 5th Grade

One of my followers on Twitter  wanted to ask for my advice on her perfect man with less than perfect lovemaking skills. Here's the email that she(rather remain anonymous) sent and the MackVice I gave her:
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