Wednesday, December 19, 2012

What a Woman Should Know About Hooking Up with Other Women

TheSUNK.com thought it would be a good idea to write about "What a Woman Would Need to Know to Approach a Woman." Most women go through a bi-curious phase once in their life, right. Why? Because women are f*cking beautiful to men and to women. So when you want to touch someone as supple as yourself, you need to know the gist of how to approach her. Approaching men or being approached by men should have become pretty easy or at least do-able by now. However, approaching a woman is new terrain that most need prepping for. Here are 7 tips to approaching a woman for women:
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Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

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Monday, April 2, 2012

You Sleep...

Women, today you will learn the things men hate about sleeping in the bed with you and the reasons he leaves your house after the end of making love beating it up. Not because he has a woman on the side or that he can't stand you. It's because you don't let him relax when it is time to go the f^ck to sleep. Four Things Men Hate About Sharing Their Beds with Women- You Sleep?
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

A World of Fun Girls: Are You a Hoe or a Free Spirit?


There seems to be some confusion between what is a hoe and what is a free spirit. Some women think there isn't a difference, but every woman isn't created equal. Some p^ssy gets a pass and others get revered as being hoeish. What separates a rich man that gives from another rich man that gives? It's the intent, the reason behind the giving. "If I can speak with the tongues of men and of angels, but am destitute of Love, I have but become a loud-sounding trumpet or a clanging cymbal." Cor. 13:1(Hoes and Bible Verses. SMH)
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Wednesday, January 25, 2012

My Barber


The relationship between a black man and his barber will be the 3rd most important relationship a man has in his life before marriage; the first two being, his mother and his childhood friends. A black man's relationship with his barber is one of loyalty, openness, advice, and groomship. A barber is quintessential in any black man's life. The prickly hairs left on his collar from the shaping of the fresh, are like the wind beneath his wings. My Barber...

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Sunday, November 20, 2011

MackVice: It Looks Like It Stopped Growing in the 5th Grade

One of my followers on Twitter  wanted to ask for my advice on her perfect man with less than perfect lovemaking skills. Here's the email that she(rather remain anonymous) sent and the MackVice I gave her:
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Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Call Me? For What

Phones are made for talking and expressing thoughts that you cannot say in person. Hopefully, these thoughts are of some importance because phone bills ain't cheap. Women somehow believe that if a man calls to talk to them on the phone then he really cares, but I sit there like yeah he's a good one. There are a few reasons why men avoid taking on the phone with women, which leave men saying, "Call Me? For What?"(insert angry female response here)
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex


This past memorial weekend, my boy and I walked along the Lake to spot bad broads, big booties, and whatever lied in between. Towards the walk back to the car I overheard two women discussing sex; this red-bond chick with short hair said, "He doesn't say anything to make me cum." So the sex was good, but not as good as it could have been. She was f^cking a man that lacked a sense of imagination, which inspired me to write Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex:
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