5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream

You're sitting at home hornier than a felon on a 25-year stint. Walking around your house bucket ball naked, thinking of the d!ck that isn't there or was there. You go through your phone and there isn't any d!ck worth texting. What's next? Look for a toy. What if you don't own a toy? Look for a replacement. Here are 5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream:
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The Godly Dildo

You might look me square in the eyes and fix your crusty or preferably luscious lips to ask, "What is the Godly Dildo?"

The Godly Dildo is today's black woman's excuse to use religion as her weapon against all sane and ladylike behavior. She's grips this religious phallus symbol with all her might to cut through all male counterparts. It's her hypocritical genocide of orderly thinking. How can she be so promiscuous, then simultaneously be a motherf^cking devout Christian?
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