5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream

You're sitting at home hornier than a felon on a 25-year stint. Walking around your house bucket ball naked, thinking of the d!ck that isn't there or was there. You go through your phone and there isn't any d!ck worth texting. What's next? Look for a toy. What if you don't own a toy? Look for a replacement. Here are 5 Everyday Household Items That Can Make You Scream:
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You Ain't Cum? That's Your Fault

There are plenty of men that want poonani, but don't know what to do with it when they get it. They brag about how they'll nail you to cross and have your toes curling(corny). Then you make it to the bedroom and he bought condoms that were to big for him, he couldn't eat the box, and his stroke was wack. Then you have guys like me that don't have to brag about sex- I've made so many women squirt I thought they did that on the regular, I've put so many women to sleep doctors call me before they perform surgery, and I've made so many women tremble the government blamed DC's earthquake on me. With that being said, I will do everything in my power to make a woman cum, EVERYTHING. Sometimes I don't always make them cum rather it was because of bad chemistry, leftover d!ck or whatever...and sometimes if You Ain't Cum, That's Your Fault...4 Reasons Why You Can't Blame a Man for Not Making You Cum

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The XXX Box Preview: Self-Appreciation

Today was tough. Good men are few and disappointments she's had enough.

She slams the door behind her, keys dangling chiming throughout her empty house.

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