Lion Cheetahs (Lying A$$ Cheaters)

This world is full of a$$holes, losers, bullsh!tters, and most importantly lion a$$ cheaters. They make life that much harder for the sane people that cohabitate the earth with them. “How much easier life could be?”, I ask myself daily. However, I have come to the realization that like taxes (who likes taxes) they're not going anywhere, so we must be able to identify their kind. Thus the four type of Lion A$$ Cheaters from bad to worse:
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I Love U Girl *Jody Voice*

Men and Women usually find it hard to decipher the signals they send one another whether they wave flares or do dubious head nods, the signals somehow get lost along the way from eye to brain and mouth to heart. That is why it's so difficult to know if your guy loves you, even if he hasn't said it. Many guys vary, but I will give you a briefing on things to look out for if your man has developed the googly eyes for your fine azz...
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WO-Manipulate:Ways to Dominate Your Man Without Him Knowing It

Every man likes dominant women, they just don’t know it. Women have become dominant in society in masculine ways, which is what shies away men. This is why I'm here to show you how to dominate your man in the FOUR most effective ways:

Insinuate
     Dogs bark. Barks are threatening. When people see threats, they run. Don't bark.
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The Godly Dildo

You might look me square in the eyes and fix your crusty or preferably luscious lips to ask, "What is the Godly Dildo?"

The Godly Dildo is today's black woman's excuse to use religion as her weapon against all sane and ladylike behavior. She's grips this religious phallus symbol with all her might to cut through all male counterparts. It's her hypocritical genocide of orderly thinking. How can she be so promiscuous, then simultaneously be a motherf^cking devout Christian?
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6 Reasons Not to Date the Around the Way Girl (Praying Mantis)

Don't be a pawn in her demeaning azz mind games, even if she can unbuckle your belt with her feet...Dayum, it sounds hard but trust me.

6 Reasons Not to Date the Around the Way Girl (Praying Mantis)

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