Monday, January 9, 2012

GUEST BLOG: An Ode to F^cking a Married Man

Why f^ck a married man you ask? The reasons can vary, it’s true.
So today, I’ll share a list in rhyme and tell you just a few.

The first, of course is, I’m in charge and what I say will go.
Reason two? It’s cuz I’m kinky and like feelin like a Ho. 

Reason three, and wives don’t cringe at this; your man will spend his cash.
He knows the kind of bling I like and never gives me trash.

Reason four? It’s just a preference; see the ring is the attraction.
Married men don’t have much time so they get right into the action.

Reason five, I like my freedom and the boundaries in place.
Married men can’t hang around, married men give you your space. 

Reason six, Experience. Married men have ALL of THAT.
Single men are immature and can’t satisfy my cat.   

Now wives don’t get it twisted and please don’t fuss or fight.
Sometimes I want the romance and a man who stays the night.

Sometimes I want to know he’s mine and really here to stay.
Instead of just a lover that I know will go away.

In truth, I envy couples and the love they seem to share.
I even dream of one day being half of a great pair.   

But until such time, I guess I'll keep fu^cking married men.
And there you have it ladies, right from the lion’s den.

Would you ever have sex with a married man? Has a married man ever approached you? Have any of your friend's ever been head over heels for a married guy? What's attractive about a married man? How do you feel about women who sleep with married men?

Written by KAT, the creator of my new favorite blog called DMVSingleLadies, where she comically talks about her dating nightmares and drops gems to the women that are single and dating just like her. Kat is every woman's best friend with so many "Girl, So Let Me Tell You What Happened to Me" stories that she could feed a small country. Go to her site and see why I like her so much. She's thePUNK(People U Need 2 Know). 


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11 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hoe shit.... Smh.

January 10, 2012 at 11:49 PM  
Anonymous chunk said...

HUH?! Ok, look. Married men have appeal... that's TRUE, I get it. I have been attracted to a married man before. Why? Because he was a good man, period. He was a good husband, faithful, a terrific father, financially secure, helpful, all of that. Those things are attractive in single men too though (except the husband part) the only difference is the married man I was attracted to is able to provide proof of his responsibility- meaning, you don't have to guess if he will be a good husband because he already is one. But that's the thing... ummmm he's somebody's effing HUSBAND. Come on y'all. Naw. It's happening all over the world, I know. I know. But mane... just think... when it's YOUR husband? It.will.suck. Sigh, but you won't hear me though.

January 11, 2012 at 12:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any woman who sleeps with a man that she knows is married is a pathetic bitch... Thats it in a nut shell

January 11, 2012 at 2:57 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Chunk Yeah karma alone should suggest that you dont want to have sex with a married man, but some people just like the rush or tempted someone to the point where the disregard marriage.

@Anon1/11 "Pathetic B1tch" talk about using strong words

January 11, 2012 at 5:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

umm towards the end it sounds like you want a man so go get one instead of sleeping with someone else's

January 11, 2012 at 5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

suppose he's separated? Is there a difference?

January 13, 2012 at 10:27 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@Anon1/13 Well separated to me sounds like time off and in that case he's still married. If he don't have some papers to show you, than considered him married

January 14, 2012 at 1:52 PM  
Blogger All The Single Ladies said...

Married men have their appeal; they are honest about their situation, willing to spend money to keep you, understand that they are working in a deficit, and work harder than single men to keep you happy. But no woman wants a married man, they want that intimacy that is only between one man and one woman. You can't have that with a married man. Besides, you can't trust a married man; if he'll do it to her, he'll do it to you too.

Married men are never the goal, they're just step along the path.

January 14, 2012 at 6:21 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@All The Single Ladies Finally, you to respond to some of these women's comments to you. I don't think they trying to hear that sh!t though lol, especially not the married women

January 14, 2012 at 7:25 PM  
Anonymous Amy M said...

Q: Would you ever have sex with a married man?
A: NO

Q: Has a married man ever approached you?
A: NO

Q: Have any of your friend's ever been head over heels for a married guy?
A: Not that I know of

Q: What's attractive about a married man?
A: I wouldn't know. I am not attracted to them

Q: How do you feel about women who sleep with married men?
A: Smh this shit here is sad. I have always liked any post that you posted on your site but this fuckery is just sad. Seriously I would love to see her face when she gets a man and he starts fucking around on her. Maybe she'll be numb to the feelings because she knew it was coming, but this shit here disgusted the fuck out of me and if I was her friend I would def NOT TRUST HER. I hope his wife finds out that he is being unfaithful and sues her ass. Y'all do know that the shit is possible nowadays... Smh just pure stupid. Boo get your life together or hide your identity, if I was the wife I would fuck you up royally.


S/N I'M BACCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK LOL

February 3, 2012 at 10:03 AM  
Blogger All The Single Ladies said...

Amy M I love your post response! Amazingly too many women aren't honest with their men or themselves which is why women who do what they do with married men so easily get away with it.

See married men and women get settled in their relationship and their lives...the kids, the bills, work, blah, blah, blah...boredom, arguing, fighting, whining. Women that do married men are a relief to these men; a breath of fresh air, an adventure; someone who makes them feel special again. And married men are willing to risk it all and pay for that feeling.

The bottom line: married women need to do what they need to to meet the needs of their husbands. Otherwise, single women looking for a noncommitted, self-centered relationship will attract these hungry men.

Men are idiots...they focus on the physical. Knowing this, it should be pretty damn easy for a wife to keep her husband satisfied. If she ain't even doin the basics, she shouldn't be surprised if her man strays on her.

February 8, 2012 at 10:20 PM  

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