Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

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Friday, January 20, 2012

Make Her Thirst: How to Be a Male Tease in the Bedroom?


My last post was entitled, "Foreplay Isn't Just for Married Couples," when wrote that I realized that men don't know how to be teases. However, if you are to be a beast in the bedroom, how can you not be a tease? Arousal not stimulation is your biggest weapon against a woman's p^ssy. The build-up and anticipation of receiving makes a woman helpless. Today I will tell you(men and for the women that are reading send it to your man *share button*)...How to Be a Male Tease:
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Monday, January 9, 2012

GUEST BLOG: An Ode to F^cking a Married Man

Why f^ck a married man you ask? The reasons can vary, it’s true.
So today, I’ll share a list in rhyme and tell you just a few.
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Monday, September 12, 2011

I GOT B!TCHES Poem


Life isnt going as planned right now
As facial hairs turn grey or blonde
and dormant torments manifest into unwanted visitors...
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

I Want Your B!tch/Man


For some reason American society promotes taking another person's something, rather than working hard for  yours. Men want to take other guy's girls and women want to steal other chick's men. Apparently, there aren't enough men and women to go around. I don't want to search and look, I Want Your B!tch. Sorry You Can't Have Her.
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Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Other Man Other Than The Main Man


Being the other man has always seemed to be great position for most men. He gets to experience a woman at her best, without all her problems, because your not the source. He is the reliever, the outlet, and the consoler. You come to him for refuge and you know that he's not exactly the permanent fix. He's like ice cream, after a big fight.
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Sunday, March 13, 2011

Yo Homegirls Ain't His Homegirls


The quickest way to put out the flame between you and your lover is to let your friends blow their breathe on your fire (relationship). Telling your homegirls everything that is going on between you and your man is the best way to get that single life. Truthfully, no one can fully know what's going on in your relationship, because no one can  fully comprehend you and your man's love. So, can it and stay wifed up.
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