Please Be-Weave Me: How Men Really Feel About Weave

"Hey! Hey!! That's not a tumbleweed, that's a tumble-weave," said some poor soul that watched a mass of weave fly passed his feet. Tumble-weaves are usually balled up pieces of weave or tracks that you see blowing rambunctiously down the streets near hair salons, clubs, and other geographical locations where hoodrats(all ethnicities apply) dwell. This usually happens because someone didn't recycle their weave or got in a fight which resulted in a pulled track. Nonetheless, we are here today to discuss How Men Really Feel About Weave...


Make Sure It's a Good Weave/Hairstyle
Once I heard a friend say "I get tired of men complaining about weave, it's not like they're buying it." In some cases this is true. But she didn't understand that men don't care or know as much, if it's a good weave. When you have a good weave, the average man can't tell it's a weave. The only time men complain about your weave is when it's a bad weave, and we can identify that it is poorly done, cheap and bad grade of hair. If you must have a weave stop buying synthetic and invest in some human hair. Get some indian or remy and leave that lacefront at the beauty supply.

It Costs Too Much
The refrigerator can be empty, car could be on E, bill collectors calling and texting, but that hair will be done. Men don't like weave because it cost too much and some women don't know how to prioritize. They'll put their hair before their rent. Getting some weave and a sew-in could run you about $400($300 for the hair and $100 to put it in) or more. True, going natural isn't easier, but it's definitely cheaper. Men dislike weave because like Chris' father on "Everybody Hate Chris" we see the dollar signs resting on your head.


Hair Shouldn't Compromise Sex
If weave couldn't be hated more, it's during sex. I don't have these problems I've came on weaves, afros, blow-outs, doll hair, braids, dreads and even wraps. But other men hate when women care more about their hair, than the d!ck. If you value your hair more than an orgasm you make a man want to kill you(for lack of better words). That's what he wants to do, when you interrupt sex to protect your hair; it's a turn-the-f^ck off.


Weaves Shed
Unless you just like to leave a little piece of yourself behind for him. Men don't want to see your stray hairs on their bathroom floor, in their bed, clogging the shower drain, stuck to his genitals(maybe that's a good problem), or caught in his beard. Weave sheds more than natural hair and that's a negative to having weave. Though they say you can stop obsessive shedding by sealing the track before you sew the tracks in- but hey I'm no beautician, I'm a booty-cian.


You Don't Need It
We think you look great without it. We love you just the way you are. If you decided to try something new with your natural hair, you'd still find you a good man. Because men appreciate you, India Arie said she was "more than her hair" a long time ago. Granted, there are other men who could careless and dig long hair on a woman because that's their preference. But Please Be-Weave Me when I say that there are more men that love a woman that rocks her own and owns that sh!t. Until next time...

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