Operation Rebound: Get Your BFF Over Her Ex

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This is for the woman that is tired of seeing her pretty BFF mess with the wrong guy. It's for the friend that genuinely cares and wants her to move on with her love life. You hate seeing her loathe around the house over a no-nothing a$$ type of dude. Well, here's what you need to do to get her out of the sticks and on to some new stick. Initializing Operation Rebound:
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MackVice: Did It Hurt His Manhood Because It Was With a Chick?

You guys are finally utilizing my email, which is theSUNK@ymail.com and my Tumblr for MackVice, guest post ideas, random conversation, and other things *hint hint*. So a very loyal reader wanted my MackVice on a situation between her and her longtime boyfriend. Her story goes a little something like this:
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Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend

The full version to Kanye West's song "Mama's New Boyfriend" just dropped. Coincidentally, my mother just got a boyfriend or whatever you want to call it and I can honestly say I'm not enthused. Sometimes, I wish my mother was gay and I could try and steal her girlfriends, but that's just wishful thinking. Nonetheless, I'm tired of seeing this n!gga already and I've only been home three weeks. Therefore, I wrote Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend:

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Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy, Preview

Picture found at my girl @tribecalledcree tumblr.

...Pushing your legs back, until your pussy faces the ceiling,

and my tongue is caught between the crosshairs of your clit and lips.

Can you see my eyes looking back up at you?

While you anticipate my tongue dancing on your clit,

Should I moonwalk on it like the King of Pop (Michael Jackson)?

And take it slow and easy.

Or Should I cut the rug like the King of Soul (James Brown)?

And let my tongue be fast and erratic.

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When Mothaf^ckas Turn to F^ck Me's: Fighting Is Loving

Lots of couples believe fighting is stressful and is a hindrance. Nobody wants to deal with the drama that b!cthing and bickering produces. Many do not see the positives in fighting, but there are a few good benefits from arguing and fighting. The main three reasons are that it shows you Love, Like, or at Least Interested in Your Partner, it is Cleansing/renewing to your relationship, and Angry sex will most likely be the best sex.
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