Thursday, April 5, 2012

Do I Owe U Sex?



Once you have s3x with someone for a substantial amount of time, is it your duty to always satisfy their needs?
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Thursday, June 23, 2011

Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend


The full version to Kanye West's song "Mama's New Boyfriend" just dropped. Coincidentally, my mother just got a boyfriend or whatever you want to call it and I can honestly say I'm not enthused. Sometimes, I wish my mother was gay and I could try and steal her girlfriends, but that's just wishful thinking. Nonetheless, I'm tired of seeing this n!gga already and I've only been home three weeks. Therefore, I wrote Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend:
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Saturday, March 26, 2011

You're About to Ruin This: After Sex Etiquette

It has come to my attention that after getting that happy ending many people don't know what to do with themselves, so due to such infractions I must educate. Don't you know what you do after sex is just as important as what you did during? There is still a mood to set after getting the cheeks and wetting the sheets. Just sit back and read AfterSexEtiquette:    

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