Thursday, April 5, 2012
Thursday, June 23, 2011
Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend
The full version to Kanye West's song "Mama's New Boyfriend" just dropped. Coincidentally, my mother just got a boyfriend or whatever you want to call it and I can honestly say I'm not enthused. Sometimes, I wish my mother was gay and I could try and steal her girlfriends, but that's just wishful thinking. Nonetheless, I'm tired of seeing this n!gga already and I've only been home three weeks. Therefore, I wrote Five Reasons to Shoot Mama's New Boyfriend:
>>>Labels: annoys, boyfriend, dating, dont, have, heard, is, kanye, like, loser, mama, mom, new, parents, sex, west
Saturday, March 26, 2011
You're About to Ruin This: After Sex Etiquette
It has come to my attention that after getting that happy ending many people don't know what to do with themselves, so due to such infractions I must educate. Don't you know what you do after sex is just as important as what you did during? There is still a mood to set after getting the cheeks and wetting the sheets. Just sit back and read AfterSexEtiquette:
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Labels: after, bedroom, do, dont, etiquette, I, sex, Should, shouldn't, what



