The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry XI

Dear theSUNK,

First, I would like to say that I am one of those clichés: lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Over time I have gotten to know myself sexually, what I like and dislike. Never did I think I would like to give oral, in fact I always said that I would never do it: I LIED!

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A Food Lover's Guide to Chicago by theSUNK

The closer it gets to going back to Chicago, the more and more my stomach growls and phantom tastes of fresh and crunchy Harold's chicken drenched in tangy Mild Sauce take my mouth hostage(#pause). Here's a not-so-short list of the food I look forward to when I touch back down in the City of Wind:

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Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

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MackVice: How Should I Approach This Guy?

One of my readers wants to get busy with a guy that has been around for two years, but doesn't know exactly how to. They've both been vocal about how they've felt, tried once and failed, and neither has since made the first move or really put themselves out there. So she emailed theSUNK for some advice, I gave her something even better, it's called MackVice:
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Guest Post: 10 Things a Grown Man Should Never Do on a Date With a Grown Woman

Kat from DMVSingleLadies is always spitting that older auntie that's too grown to be sugarcoating it for you type of knowledge. Today, Kat tells Grown Ass Men Ten Things They Should Never Do on a Date with a Grown Ass Woman:

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The Girl Crew Break Down

No matter who these women are or where these group of women happen to be, most girl crews are composed of your basic members. Women are like squadrons sent out to flirt, attack the club, get wasted, and dance the night away. If you hang out with a group of women, regardless of your social class most likely you'll fall into one of these categories. Here is the Girl Crew Break Down:
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How Do You Clean Up After Doing the Nasty?

There's only a couple things not good about the best thing in the world- sex. One of those things are cleaning up afterwards. Sometimes you just want to lay in that warm puddle of sex or ignore that warm ejaculant until it dries up like glue residue. However, cleaning up is essential you just can't lay there. Sh!t cleanliness is next to Godliness.
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Meet the Parents: Who's Truly Worth Meeting?

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You guys are in a blossoming new relationship and you've moved passed the awkward stage of "What are we?" You're passed the pulling your hair out frustration stage of just casual dating. You are now officially his boo thang and now you want to know exactly how serious he is. Well, a good measurement of this is the people he makes an effort to introduce you to claiming you as his own. So now you want to know, "Who's truly worth meeting?"
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Guest Post: How to Be a Successful Stripper for Dummies Part I

This could possibly seem hilarious to many of those who don't approve, but oh well, who's asking you? Dancers are just like your average jobseeker that seeks a place of employment.
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GUEST POST: What is "This!?

Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.”   But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends.  In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done.  That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more. 

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What Do You Consider Cheating?: Love, Relationships, and Outsiders

Sometimes at the end of the day you have to look at your man or lady parts and ask yourself, "Did I Just Get Fucked?"
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Are You Ms. Pretty P^ssy?

Many women brag about how good their pussy is, how wet it is, how clean it is, and how tight it is. These are all good things. However, just from a sense of aesthetics I don't believe women actually know what men consider an attractive looking p^ssy. What makes the way your vagina looks more attractive or inviting than the next woman? Can you truly crown your p^ssy better than the others? Are you Ms. Pretty P^ssy?
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11 Things That The Hallway Finds Suspicious

This blog is just a fun laid back post for all the things I find suspicious and do not trust. Thank God It's Friday... 11 Things I Wouldn't Trust Even I Raised 'Em
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15 Things Good D!ck Can Do

Some say pu$$y makes the world go round, but they forgot about the power of good D. Every man has d!ck, but every man doesn't have good d!ck. From experience, I know the privileges given to a man with good d!ck. I'm talking bout that d!ck was so good she peeking out the window every time she hear a car roll bye. Without further ado, 15 Things Good D!ck Can Do:
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You're About to Ruin This: After Sex Etiquette

It has come to my attention that after getting that happy ending many people don't know what to do with themselves, so due to such infractions I must educate. Don't you know what you do after sex is just as important as what you did during? There is still a mood to set after getting the cheeks and wetting the sheets. Just sit back and read AfterSexEtiquette:    

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