Sunday, September 16, 2012

Sexting and What You Should Know Before You Press Send

Sexting can either enhance your sex life or destroy it along with your public persona. If you're going to get in this sexting game you gotta do it right. To avoid sexting altogether proves somewhat daunting, because who doesn't like to give or receive pictures specifically tailored for them. For the most part women are the givers of sexts and men are the receivers, so it is only right that this post will focus on women. This is the Sh!t U Need 2 Know Before You Press Send:

Who
Know who your sexting and know who the f^ck your dealing with. This sounds simple but everyday a woman gets uploaded onto the internet to be humiliated or to go unaware of her internet fame. Don't send pictures to a guy that you barely know. Why? Well, because you barely f^cking know him. This will prove to be hard, since most women can be in a long term relationship with a man for years and still not know him. However, if you don't know him and you're just fiening to show him how good you look when you get out the shower or those new nipple rings go to the next rule...

Either Face or Body Not Both
This is an OG move, if someone asks for a picture send them a pic of your face. If they want something a little freakier, send them a picture of your body without your face attached. But never both in the same picture; only idiots, strippers, and have-nots send both within the same picture. You can have fun through sexting without ruining your personal and romantic life forever, you just have to be clever.

No Identifying Properties
Tattoos, birthmarks, jewelry, school/work trademarked things, and/or house backgrounds are not permissible. Even if you didn't put your face in a sext, some people will go to amazing lengths to identify you in a sext. Not as many women have a cupcake tattooed on their ass as you may think. How many chicks with a booty as fat as yours volunteered at *insert organization* last summer? Exactly. Take anything that is specfic to you out of that picture.

Be the Best That You Can Be
So you gotta include your face in the pic, because you didn't want to take my advice. Well if you are gonna put your face in the pic, make that pic the sexiest sext that you could possibly send. Nobody wants to be in the twitterverse as the next joke or trending topic. Make it look like you intended to be on the internet and own that picture. The best way to combat negative publicity is to own it like you did it on purpose.

The Sextually Bartering System
The S.B.S. is when you have a guy or girl send a picture that is equally incriminating as the picture you intend to send. If you send your twat with your face in it, he sends the same type of picture. If he ever outs you on the internet, you got the same ammunition to embarrass him. A trade for a trade; guys usually get defensive when you ask for pictures in return. However don't let that detour you, keep it on the same playing field. Don't let him get an advantage.

Hopefully, you learned some Sh!t today.

How do you feel about sexting? Is the fun worth the potential downfalls? Have you ever had a bad experience sexting? Do you have any tips for sexting?
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3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Love the tips! I never put my face in my sexts and if they request more than im willin to give I just say "the view is better in person" lol

September 16, 2012 at 8:14 PM  
Blogger TheMochaPeach said...

My tip for sexting: only do it with your fiance/husband. LOL. everyone else will destroy you for it....smh....

September 16, 2012 at 8:17 PM  
Blogger theSUNK said...

@iReMa "the view is better in person" I hate when women say that lol...Go limp biscuit real quick

@MochaPeach Idk, I have plenty of sexts and I've never published any online. I'm talking nasty too, face shots with balls in mouth and all type of stuff. But outting people online is for simps

September 16, 2012 at 8:27 PM  

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