A Food Lover's Guide to Chicago by theSUNK

The closer it gets to going back to Chicago, the more and more my stomach growls and phantom tastes of fresh and crunchy Harold's chicken drenched in tangy Mild Sauce take my mouth hostage(#pause). Here's a not-so-short list of the food I look forward to when I touch back down in the City of Wind:

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MackVice: How Should I Approach This Guy?

One of my readers wants to get busy with a guy that has been around for two years, but doesn't know exactly how to. They've both been vocal about how they've felt, tried once and failed, and neither has since made the first move or really put themselves out there. So she emailed theSUNK for some advice, I gave her something even better, it's called MackVice:
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Sexting and What You Should Know Before You Press Send

Sexting can either enhance your sex life or destroy it along with your public persona. If you're going to get in this sexting game you gotta do it right. To avoid sexting altogether proves somewhat daunting, because who doesn't like to give or receive pictures specifically tailored for them. For the most part women are the givers of sexts and men are the receivers, so it is only right that this post will focus on women. This is the Sh!t U Need 2 Know Before You Press Send:
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We Ruined Each Other, Poem

We s^cked and We f^cked so much the moans drowned out the talk.
All we did was joke around on those long walks.
We should've taken each other more serious.
Cute smirks, romantic glances turned to barren advances.
What felt like the beginning of forever, so quickly turned to nothing much at all.
I remember the first time I saw you.
Delicious to a set of eyes that weren't hungry.
A worthy investment for a heart that only lusted money.
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GUEST POST: What is "This!?

Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.”   But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends.  In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done.  That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more. 

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You Ain't Cum? That's Your Fault

There are plenty of men that want poonani, but don't know what to do with it when they get it. They brag about how they'll nail you to cross and have your toes curling(corny). Then you make it to the bedroom and he bought condoms that were to big for him, he couldn't eat the box, and his stroke was wack. Then you have guys like me that don't have to brag about sex- I've made so many women squirt I thought they did that on the regular, I've put so many women to sleep doctors call me before they perform surgery, and I've made so many women tremble the government blamed DC's earthquake on me. With that being said, I will do everything in my power to make a woman cum, EVERYTHING. Sometimes I don't always make them cum rather it was because of bad chemistry, leftover d!ck or whatever...and sometimes if You Ain't Cum, That's Your Fault...4 Reasons Why You Can't Blame a Man for Not Making You Cum

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You're About to Ruin This: After Sex Etiquette

It has come to my attention that after getting that happy ending many people don't know what to do with themselves, so due to such infractions I must educate. Don't you know what you do after sex is just as important as what you did during? There is still a mood to set after getting the cheeks and wetting the sheets. Just sit back and read AfterSexEtiquette:    

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Yo Homegirls Ain't His Homegirls



The quickest way to put out the flame between you and your lover is to let your friends blow their breathe on your fire (relationship). Telling your homegirls everything that is going on between you and your man is the best way to get that single life. Truthfully, no one can fully know what's going on in your relationship, because no one can  fully comprehend you and your man's love. So, can it and stay wifed up.
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Just Because You Give It to Me Now

Women believe "just because you give it up now, you're a hoe." Who said that women didn't like to f^ck? We know you like to have sex, explore yourself, and please us. I'll let you in on a few secrets that will inevitably make any relationship you have with a man more prosperous. Women try to figure out men, but rummaging through the male psyche is like trying to pick a pubic hair out a pair of wool underwear. So, without further ado.
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