Don't Ride D*ck Good...Ride D*ck Well: How to Ride Dick

Some women have sex and pray that the guy never asks them to ride. Or others get on top and make complete and utter fools of themselves. They say things like, "I've never really ridden before" or "I don't want to embarrass myself, I'm not that good at riding." Women are out here claiming to be bad b*tches in the bedroom or claim to be intimidating, but don't even know how to ride dick; that's just baffling to me. So this blog is for the women that were so scared of disappointing their significant other that they've been avoiding riding dick altogether...TheSUNK wants you to be the best, that's why today we will lay down the foundation for good dick riding skills for the inner equestrian every woman harbors. Here's "Don't Ride Dick Good...Ride Dick Well"...

Don't Give a F*ck, Try and Practice
Do not fear the d*ck or the man attached to the d*ck. Don't worry about making a fool of yourself. You can't get better at something if you're scared to fail. When you tell someone you haven't done something before, that statement should then be accompanied by you trying. You don't say you haven't done something and continue not to do it; without trying you'll never learn. Find a reasonable and understanding partner. If you say "I want to practice riding your dick?", surely he'll be over there in no time to assist you.

Please Yourself First, Please Him Second

Men don't have a problem with you hopping on the d*ck and doing what you do. If your objective is to make yourself cum hard, do it. Do all that nasty sh!t you do in your room when nobody's watching. Don't think of your partner when you first get on top, think of him as inanimate object that was sent directly to you from God as solely for your pleasure and that his is secondary up until that point.

However once you get to that point learn what pleases him. Who knows you might actually like what he likes and can start killing two birds(freaks) with one stone(move). Some men complain about women that get on top only to please themselves and that's just selfish; if you want to be a skilled rider you have to learn how to do both. To help out with that here is a few basic techniques below:

Riding Techniques: 

a. Grind

-For the most part women like to grind, stimulating their clit and p*ssy at the same time until they achieve orgasm. Grinding consists of rubbing your body against his with minimal range of motion, but usually a lot of force. Some men never bus from grinding because men usually need friction in order to bus for the most part. Men need to be stroked to achieve orgasm, which grinding can limit. 

b. Bounce

-Bouncing on the d!ck makes you the maneater that you claim to be. When you take a man and f^ck the nut out of him. Women that bounce on the d!ck usually know exactly what they're doing and they ride with purpose. There not afraid to damage there insides. Bouncing on the d*ck gives a man that medium to fast pace friction that he needs to cum.

c. Juice(Squeeze and Pull)
-Some women don't know about juicing, but just think about grinding for a second. Grinding is the rubbing of two surfaces to cause friction. However, juicing is when you squeeze and pull away from him to cause the friction. It's basically like you're trying to squeeze and ring him out. When you juice mentally picture you trying to take his d*ck from him. Squeeze his girth and watch the facial expressions he has; also juicing usually is done better in the reverse cowgirl position.

Most Men Love When You Face the Other Way and Ride- You Should Too

When you face the other way, it's like giving him and yourself privacy even though you're having sex. You can make all the goofy, nasty facial expression you want. You can play with your clit, while he massages your ass. Or you can fantasize about someone else. It's just better suited for two people to please one another, yet have the privacy they want while having sex as weird as that may sound. 

Disclaimer:  Breast-men usually like you to face them, but that's up to your discretion.

F*ck Him Back
Women say, "When I get on top, he manhandles me and just likes to take over." Well next time don't let him manhandle you and f*ck him back. Make it a competition to make him bus before you do. Have fun and don't be intimated by the man underneath you. But if it's that much of an issue tell him to let you lead or put his hands behind his head and make him keep them there.

Thou Shall Not Let the Dick Slip Out
Does size matter? Yes it does. With that being said, once you see his package it's up to you to never let the d*ck slip out. The most talented riders can keep the d*ck still inside no matter how big or small and it's because they have complete control over their bodies/abilities.

Is riding your Achilles heel? Have you ever felt embarrassed when you got on top? Did you get better? What advice could you offer other women about riding better? Did this post miss anything? Did you take a look at the videos below? 

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BELOW ARE X-Rated Videos of Women That Can Ride(NSFW)

She was Going Ham...I'm Pretty Sure He Sucked His Thumb Later That Night(AMATEUR)

Called "Computer Love"...You'll See Why(AMATEUR & SQUIRT)

Hyphy x Charlie Mack(P*rn Star)