Girl, Let Me Tell You: How She Determines If You Have Good D

This blog is for the fellas that don't know how women determine good and bad d!ck. Some of you guys are walking around here completely oblivious to the wack d!ck your bragging about, while your girl is elsewhere admiring someone else's parts. Life would be so much easier if you knew how to classify certain things, that's why theSUNK is here. The same site that told your girl how to determine if she had a "Pretty P^ssy" surveyed ladies on the criteria for Good D... So pop the top:

Length
The first is length. Women need a good length(round that 7 in. and up) so they can ride it how they want, without you slipping out. They want to be sure that you can hit every spot and scratch every itch. Even if the length isn't practical, women think it's a turn on when you wield the slugger. Does size matter? Yeah, so stop asking that dumb a$$ question.

Width/Thickness
If length is the first, than width is of the most importance. Thickness reigns supreme. Skinny dick is the most shunned of all. Being big or thick is just considered more masculine. If you've never seen the look on a woman's face when you drop the thick monster out of the boxers, it's nothing that can be explained. I could explain it to you, but it's a secret between me and your girlfriend, just kidding or maybe I'm not... Women liked to be fulfilled and filled until there's nothing left. A combination of length and width ensures that.

Curve
Having a curve isn't a must but when you do have it, it's the icing on the mothaf^cking cake. Where she wants you to curve is all up to interpretation; to the right, left, down, or up sh!t idk. Some chicks dig d!cks that curve downwards for doggystyle. Others like the ones that curve up for missionary. However, the curve can make a chick wear that devilish grin that bad children have when they something they shouldn't have.

Stamina
Does it really matter how great and big your d!ck is if you can't last? If you lack self-control, it makes you look weak. You talk all this sh!t for a 2-minute pump session- what a let down...If you are big and didn't last, please believe your size will be the last thing she tells her girlfriends. You have to make her tap out, it's absolutely necessary. If she doesn't fall asleep, do better next time.

Skill/Understand Her Wants
You know what's worse than a man that can't last? It's a man that doesn't understand when sex is supposed to end. This is all tied up into skill. You can't have a good d!ck and lack skill. You have to understand what your partner wants and how to deliver it. You should know if she likes it rough. You should know if she wants to be romanced. You should be a great listener, which is the first step to being a great lover. Sh!t, tease her every now and then. Here's how...

Acoustics(Men Should Know What to Say During Sex) 
So you slangin' the good sh!t, but you f^cked up the mood because you don't know how to say the right things.If she wants you to shut the f^ck up and just f^ck. Well do that, if you never seem to say the right thing. Quiet good dick will always outshine annoying good d!ck. The express lane to a woman's panties is her mind, if you have the gift of gab making her cum is easy. If you have size, stamina, good d!ck, then saying all the right things will take her over the edge. However, if you don't have the right things to say just be quiet and/or groan...fake it til she makes it.

Besides Good D!ck You Should Know How to Eat P^ssy as Well,

Read These:
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Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy I- The Floor is Wet 
Civilized Men Eat People: The Guide to Eating P^ssy II- Hadn't Eaten Anything All Morning

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