Thursday, November 1, 2012

Girl, Let Me Tell You: How She Determines If You Have Good D

This blog is for the fellas that don't know how women determine good and bad d!ck. Some of you guys are walking around here completely oblivious to the wack d!ck your bragging about, while your girl is elsewhere admiring someone else's parts. Life would be so much easier if you knew how to classify certain things, that's why theSUNK is here. The same site that told your girl how to determine if she had a "Pretty P^ssy" surveyed ladies on the criteria for Good D... So pop the top:

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Tuesday, April 3, 2012

So You Wanna Try Anal?

If you let your man do anal, chances are you're really feeling him. Anal is a rare occurrence for the average fornicator. You have some women that only prefer anal and it doesn't matter as much if they let a guy do it, but these women are hard to find. This blog is for you, the beginner, that wants to try anal someday and for the others that cringe at the mere mention of anal. So You Wanna Try Anal?
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Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex


This past memorial weekend, my boy and I walked along the Lake to spot bad broads, big booties, and whatever lied in between. Towards the walk back to the car I overheard two women discussing sex; this red-bond chick with short hair said, "He doesn't say anything to make me cum." So the sex was good, but not as good as it could have been. She was f^cking a man that lacked a sense of imagination, which inspired me to write Do You Like This P^ssy: Reasons Why Men Should Talk During Sex:
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry III


Dear theSUNK,

I never felt that power, like the power when I'm giving head.
I never felt that desire, like the one I crave when I'm in his bed.
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Monday, February 21, 2011

The Fellatio Diaries: Women Like to Give Oral Entry II




Dear Diary,

I do it, when I want someone to just sit back and enjoy. 
I get satisfied just knowing that he's being pleased, especially nasty slutty head.
It's fun, I guess because it's okay to be a slut for a moment.
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