Monday, June 18, 2012

Guest Post: Are You Chasing a Man and Don't Know It

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The other day, a friend and I went to lunch and I swear, the entire time she was texting, checking her phone, emailing,  Facebooking, Tweeting, snapping pictures, sending pictures, and frowning in between because she was getting no response. Then she’d talk about this guy and start all over again.

Finally I asked, “What’s up with this guy?”

She looked at me, sighed, and said, “I swear, it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man…”.

I swear it’s hard work tryin’ to hold on to a man!  Hold onto a man!?
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Saturday, May 5, 2012

The Thrill is Gone: I Crushed My Crush


You're never too old for a crush. You're never too grown to fawn over a sexy specimen, that seemed to have been specifically engineered by the hand's of God for your own personal consumption. Being shy and horny while looking at someone you think you'd never have is what life is all about. Crushing your crush and the thrill leaving the room shortly after like a smell grown accustomed to by a set of moist nostrils is also what life is about.
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