Operation Rebound: Get Your BFF Over Her Ex

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This is for the woman that is tired of seeing her pretty BFF mess with the wrong guy. It's for the friend that genuinely cares and wants her to move on with her love life. You hate seeing her loathe around the house over a no-nothing a$$ type of dude. Well, here's what you need to do to get her out of the sticks and on to some new stick. Initializing Operation Rebound:
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Meet the Parents: Who's Truly Worth Meeting?

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You guys are in a blossoming new relationship and you've moved passed the awkward stage of "What are we?" You're passed the pulling your hair out frustration stage of just casual dating. You are now officially his boo thang and now you want to know exactly how serious he is. Well, a good measurement of this is the people he makes an effort to introduce you to claiming you as his own. So now you want to know, "Who's truly worth meeting?"
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The Thrill is Gone: I Crushed My Crush

You're never too old for a crush. You're never too grown to fawn over a sexy specimen, that seemed to have been specifically engineered by the hand's of God for your own personal consumption. Being shy and horny while looking at someone you think you'd never have is what life is all about. Crushing your crush and the thrill leaving the room shortly after like a smell grown accustomed to by a set of moist nostrils is also what life is about.
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GUEST POST: What is "This!?

Remember the movie, “He’s Just Not That into You?” White chick likes white dude; white dude sorta likes white chick but not really; white chick doesn’t believe it, then does believe it and another white dude she totally ignored before ‘fesses up to liking her.

Most of us probably didn’t pay much attention to that movie because it was just another white movie-so we were like, “yeah, that’s their world; that’s them.”   But guess what-that’s us too. We meet a man; get all excited about him, and he just ain’t that into us; same as in white chick world. But that’s where the similarity ends.  In white chick world the entire act, cycles through in about two weeks-week one she likes him, week one and a half, she realizes he ain’t into her, week two she lets him go and dude two comes along…done.  That ain’t us….we’ll hang onto a n!ggah for years! Knowing he’s not really into us, we hang on anyhow hoping this quasi-relationship will morph into something more. 

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And Other Coonery: Black Women are like Taxi Drivers

Taxi Drivers are erratic and overbearing. For some strange reason they believe they own the city. But where does this sense of entitlement derive from? They deal with jaywalking and no-looking civilians everyday and must deal with the hassle of other chaotic drivers. This sense of entitlement comes from cruising the same streets over and over, and dealing with the same problems over and over again. 

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MackVice: It Looks Like It Stopped Growing in the 5th Grade

One of my followers on Twitter  wanted to ask for my advice on her perfect man with less than perfect lovemaking skills. Here's the email that she(rather remain anonymous) sent and the MackVice I gave her:
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Are You Single? Are You Taken?

Men approach women all the time. We see you rather you're tall, short, thick, or skinny with the lil bubble- and we try to approach you with that A game. Sometimes we get the digits and save em in our cellular device, other times we don't. But before we do that I don't believe all guys ask the right questions to avoid wasting their time, if they do get the lucky 7. There's two questions I always ask if I get the chance; Are You Single? Are You Taken? here's why:
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Yo Homegirls Ain't His Homegirls



The quickest way to put out the flame between you and your lover is to let your friends blow their breathe on your fire (relationship). Telling your homegirls everything that is going on between you and your man is the best way to get that single life. Truthfully, no one can fully know what's going on in your relationship, because no one can  fully comprehend you and your man's love. So, can it and stay wifed up.
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